Following 29k

By Digital Sextant | Filed in blogistry, How things work
NateRiggs is now following you

NateRiggs is now following you

I recently got a note from Twitter that I was now being followed by NateRiggs (hello, Nate!).  I join the rarefied field of28,963 people whom Mister Riggs follows.  Perhaps with his jedi powers, he’s actually able to monitor the feed that springs from 29,000 users, but I kinda doubt it.  Instead, this seems to me to spring from the same place as SEO optimization, standardized test prep, and low calorie food: once a metric is designed to measure something of value, an unintended motivation is created to manipulate the metric rather than the reality that metric purports to measure.  In this case, I presume Klout is the metric, and that number of followers plays a role in that metric.

My secret hope is that:

1. Lots of people continue to do what I presume Riggs does — follow lots of people and expect that they will follow in return.

2. Many of those same people don’t notice when individuals like me don’t return the favor of following.

3. Klout starts to measure not just by number of followers, but by number of one-way followers (i.e., people who follow you but whom you don’t follow).

More importantly, it seems like an excessive number of people being followed, in Mister Riggs’ case, nearly twenty-nine thousand, ruins any chance of actually using Twitter for the purpose of reading/following those people.  Eventually, it just gets down to people who use the @ or the pm function, I suppose.

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Gives a new meaning to “all you can eat”

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Any man can eat 30 potatoes with friends like these

Any man can eat 30 potatoes with friends like these

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"Church" by Vik Nanda

"Church" by Vik Nanda; used under cc-license

A clip from Fry’s English Delight, series 3, episode 3:

Contradictions in the Bible

An interesting clip from an episode about the way that contradictions and oxymorons function in the English language.  Fry gives the theologian Melissa Raphael Levine her own space to speak, not discussing what she said beyond the barest commentary, and certainly not engaging in a discussion of what she’s said.

But I found this clip interesting for the Levine’s disdain for the trainspotters of religion, who document contradictions in the Bible and other holy texts.  She suggests they’re “theologically behind the times” and then goes on to say that God is everywhere and everything.  This argument has come up in many places, and I’d say Richard Dawkins and the crew at The Atheist Experience address it more eloquently than I could here, but I want to comment anyhow.

From one perspective, my instinctive reaction is to suggest that Levine’s definition of God has removed all value from the word God.  Why not just say “God is Love,” or some other platitude that offers no real information?  Or another way to put it is that she and her theological colleagues have redefined God into uselessness — what’s the difference between a world in which this nebulous non-existent god exists and a world in which it doesn’t?  Also, on what basis can the theologian make the bold claims about what God IS at all?

From another perspective, I’d say she’s the one who is out of touch.  The vast majority of believers I know think of God as present and interventionist, someone with whom one can have a “personal” connection, someone who can influence and intervene in daily life.  Frankly, a someone.  There’s also a huge proportion of people who make ridiculous claims like “The Bible is the inerrant word of God.”  (I say ridiculous not because I think the faith claims are ridiculous, but because the Bible clearly is not inerrant.) As this theologian says, we’ve recognized the gaps and contradictions in the book for centuries.  To claim inerrant is to show a peculiar kind of myopia beyond all reason.

So the disdain Levine seems to have for the compilers of problems in the Bible and other texts misses the fact that those folks are responding to the vast majority of non-academic believers, whose faith is in a much more tangible God than she claims as the theological standard.  I wonder how she explains this to believers she sees in Church on the weekend.

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The Five Best Episodes of Columbo

By Digital Sextant | Filed in Detectives, Favorite Things, tee vee

Peter FalkFirst, a Caveat: I have seen every episode in seasons one through four, and nearly all the rest.  There are a few (about two or three per season) that I cannot watch via streaming on Netflix, so I’m working my way through them, but I haven’t finished yet.  I will update this list if I see one that overwhelms the story.

In case you haven’t seen Columbo, he’s a quirky, working class detective with a keener sense for murder than anyone else, ever.  Fuck you, Poirot.  There, I said it.  In most episodes, we see a murder committed in an ingenious way, and then we watch Columbo slowly pick at tiny details until he unravels the entire case.  His mode of operation is to pester the person who committed the murder with questions, opening up gaps in their story, eventually capturing them–though usually just through conversations and dogged police work, rather than through some big setup like in nearly every episode of Murder, She Wrote.

Here’s a list of my five favorite episodes, along with a little bit about why I like them.  I’m assuming that you, dear reader, have not seen them, so I’ll tantalize rather than spoil.  Here you go:

  • “Swan Song,” S3 Ep7.  Johnny Cash plays a playboy country music star with a squeaky clean image and a cruel music manager.  One of my very favorite “normal” episodes, with great deductions by Columbo and solid acting all around.
  • “By Dawn’s Early Light,” S4 Ep3. Patrick McGoohan plays the commander of an all-boys military academy on the verge of extinction.  When the owner of the academy is killed in a freak accident, it’s Columbo’s worrying and nagging that brings the murderer to light.  Delightful for the interaction between McGoohan and Columbo, for the environment, and for the very young Bruno Kirby.
  • “A Matter of Honor,” S5 Ep4. Ricardo Mantalban plays a retired matador who murders someone with a bull.  Columbo, on vacation in Mexico, gets coerced into helping the local police solve the murder.  The episode is fascinating for the revealing way Columbo talks about his method with his Mexican colleague.  It’s one of the few times we see him really drop his mask.
  • “Last Salute to the Commodore,” S5 Ep6. Robert Vaughn plays the son of the murdered man, whom we see early in the episode covering up the murder.  Not only is this episode enjoyable for its Robert Vaughnyness, but the plot resolves in a way that’s pretty unusual for a Columbo.  Not to be missed.
  • “Try and Catch Me,” S7Ep1. Ruth Gordon plays a murder mystery writer who kills her nephew for his infelicities in the past.  Once again, Columbo gets close to the murderess as he uncovers the murder.  One of the less interesting mysteries, but a very enjoyable interaction between him and the murderer.

Worthy mentions:

  • My favorite episodes are the ones where Columbo builds a bond with the murderer, and feels genuinely interested in what they do.  See Donald Pleasence in s3ep2, “Any Old Port in a Storm.”
  • I also love the way he interacts with technology.  I can’t be sure — dammit, I didn’t take notes — but I’m pretty sure s4,ep1, “An Exercise in Fatality” has my favorite moment, in which Columbo leaves a message on an answering machine and can’t remember the phone number to the precinct.  “The number there is … you can look that up.”
  • Also check out any of the Patrick McGoohan episodes.  In “Identity Crisis” (also featuring Leslie Nielsen), McGoohan plays a spy.  In a wry nod to The Prisoner, McGoohan’s character habitually says “Be seeing you!”

If you want to see more that I have to say about this show, check out:

 

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2012-05-13 Tweets

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  • Getting ready for Columbia College Chicago commencement. Our processional song? "Walk This Way." "Pomp and Circumstance" is for lames. #
  • Valedictorian at CCC; some will say your degree from a media arts school is worthless. It goes without saying those people are jackasses. #
  • To those of you waiting with bated breath since I realized my copy of CANNIBAL! THE MUSICAL was missing, you can unbate. Found it. #
  • Interesting commentary on how the "friendzone" meme is sexist. (via manboobz) http://t.co/gl6eDj6S #
  • I find mobile phone ring tones that sound like old Bell telephones strangely disconcerting. #ctathoughts #
  • Holy Cow this looks cool. Chicagoans — there's a game happening Saturday night! http://t.co/cwp7TDTN #
  • Awesome OED word of the day: "obumbrative, adj." – Overshadowing. As in, when we sing, you can only hear my daughter's obumbrative voice. #
  • Back on the daily writing horse: Monday 642 words; Today 981. #
  • Amount of time between when both kids were up and the first argument of the morning? 4 minutes. #SiblingRivalry #
  • @columbophile I think the girl in that one is like a Freaky Friday Era Jodie Foster. in reply to columbophile #
  • Best Pun ever. http://t.co/LFP3ISGp #
  • Can any science/math folks out there explain #1 to me? I got '60'. http://t.co/4ThQxVwx #superquiz #
  • @pbooth81 Right on re: superscript. Should have thought of that. in reply to pbooth81 #
  • Friends, want to see STRAIGHT NO CHASER? pm/email for a Ticketmaster presale code. #
  • BONES was wrong last night! Feuding hillbilly claimed Hatfield/McCoy feud came from fiction. Wikipedia disagrees. http://t.co/vLDttjzP #
  • Dan says it right re: North Carolina and the 61% asshats there. http://t.co/Fu35yGx1 #
  • hilarious typo in my writing today: "the ability to alter text after it is punished…" Do I hear #Foucault calling? #
  • today's wordcount: 814 #
  • Lovely day for a walk here in Chicago. #GetOutThere #
  • Was going to post an RIP for M Sendak saying my fav story of his is "I'm So Mad." Realized that's Mercer Mayer, not dead. LLAP, MM, I guess. #
  • Grading papers when "The Ride of the Valkyries" cycles up on the iPod. I love the smell of red ink in the morning. #GradingHell #
  • Cultivating capitalism: avery, on our way to buy her very own berrettes, "I can't wait to my money." #
  • @columbophile Just remembered! Robert Vaughn plays the suspect in two episodes: "troubled waters" & "last salute to the commodore" #
  • Stephen King's DREAMCATCHER argues convincingly that bacon will be one of Earth's most powerful contributions to any intergalactic meetup. #
  • @columbophile Disagree "Last Salute one of the worst pieces of TV ever." 2 reasons: any #Columbo beats all Kardashians (1/2) and… in reply to columbophile #
  • @columbophile (2/2) and "Last Salute" breaks the #Columbo formula: we see diff facets of the character, how he deals with unexpected twists. #
  • Unexpected parental skill No512: Noticing that child's coughing will be explosive w/ enough alacrity to catch vomitus discretely in napkin. #
  • What happens when people with honest questions and honest disagreements discuss things in a civil way: http://t.co/0LRIw4Bj #
  • Three old guys groove to Billie Jean. An important moment in geriatric dance. via @DavidFutrelle. http://t.co/9DZzZVXS #
  • Mary Roach: Guinea pigs, along with rabbits, are the only mammals thought to be impervious to motion sickness. #PackingForMars #
  • Earlier today, I had to double check correct use of word 'vomitus.' Now, strangely, have read it twice in less than 1hr. #PackingForMars #
  • Lovely way to end a day: have last week's #SHERLOCK my honey by my side, and made some chocolate bread pudding. #
  • Finn (3) just spent five minutes chasing a randomly-moving colorful spotlight around #DuPageKidsMuseum Kinda like a cat with a laser. #
  • How awful: Aortal separation occurs when the heart's inertia in a crash (vertical or lateral) exceeds the aorta's stretch. #PackingForMars #
  • Just discovered Chris Evans & Sarah Michelle Gellar joined Patrick Stewart, Lawrence Fishbourne & Michael Clarke Duncan voicing TMNT movie. #
  • Getting ready to watch #DarkShadows Also, ordered a chicken sandwich named after Chuck Norris. #
  • An important metric for my fellow bookworms. http://t.co/JI46mzcs #
  • check out the voice on this guy! http://t.co/gqk1G5ky #

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The most complimentary spam comment yet

By Digital Sextant | Filed in blogistry, How things work
Veritas League professor

This image came up in a search for "value sufficient" (cc-licensed)

Check out this spam comment from last week:

I’ve been browsing on-line greater than 3 hours these days, but I never found any attention-grabbing article like yours. It is pretty value sufficient for me. In my opinion, if all website owners and bloggers made good content as you probably did, the web will be a lot more useful than ever before.

Alas, the email address is bunk and the website leads to a light bulb shop.

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The Death of the Mantis

By Digital Sextant | Filed in Books I Read, Detectives
Death of the Mantis

Death of the Mantis

by Michael Stanley

This third book in the Detective Kubu series finds our favorite portly member of Botswanna CID called in to help investigate a murder committed on the edge of the Kalahari.  When the Bushmen who find the body become suspects in the murder, Kubu’s old school friend calls him in to help make sure the aboriginal men get fair treatment at the hands of the often-racist government.   A few thoughts:

  • Once again, the authors (Michael Stanley is pseudonym for two men) do a great job immersing the reader in the world of Botswanna.  In this episode, we learn about the myths, beliefs, and philosophy of the Bushmen, as well as a few facts about life in the desert.  The novelists do a good job presenting the conflicts between the Bushmen and the Botswannan government, a classic conflict that echoes the British-Australian/Australian Aborigine or Native American/European-American conflicts.
  • Kubu’s home life continues to be an excellent part of the story.  I still think they overdo it with the intense description of the food he eats, but such is the nature of Kubu as a character.  But his relationship to his wife (named Joy) and his new daughter make for both more stress (as any baby introduced to the family will) and pressure him to step up and think about the relationship between his job and his family.  This section of the book rung especially true for me as I was just leaving on a trip myself and feeling a little guilty about my wife having to handle the kids on her own.
  • We also see, in Kubu’s and Joy’s parents, the interweaving of old and new life in Botswanna.  In particular, the pressure on Kubu’s step-sister to marry becomes  a plot point, and the negotiation for a bride price, set in number of cows, makes for an amusing and interesting diversion.
  • The side characters in the novel are really compelling.  One of the suspects is a white man from Namibia who finds himself under attack while roaming the desert on vacation.  His character is revealed slowly, and the authors do a great job pulling those pieces together.  The same goes for Cindy, a freelance reporter who gets involved in the case in order to prod the Botswanna police to watch the watchmen.
  • The mystery itself is well-wrought as well.  My book club generally agreed that it felt organic and unforced, yet still sufficiently complicated to be interesting.  A moderate cast of characters means the reader has plenty to speculate about, yet the novel also develops the story in a way that doesn’t feel like a single piece of evidence could have pointed the finger at one or another of the suspects.

A good read, overall.  Solid characters, an organic mystery, and plenty of local color.

See also: A Carrion Death

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Series 7: The Contenders and Hot Tub Time Machine

Hot Tub Time Machine Series 7

Series 7: The Contenders collects all the episodes of season 7 of a fictional reality television program from the very-near future called The Contenders.  The show follows six contestants who have been conscripted by a lottery and made to kill one another or be killed.  In the world of the show, it’s illegal to leave the city where the game takes place, and it’s compulsory to play.  Hot Tub Time Machine tells the story of three forty-somethings and one twenty-year-old who accidentally time-travel back to 1986 and have a chance to re-live one of the most important weekends of their lives.  A few thoughts:  Both films…

  • … involve a group of people compelled by circumstances beyond their control to do things they do not want to.  Early in Hot Tub Time Machine, the characters believe they must re-live the weekend exactly as they had the first time, so he has meaningless sex despite the fact that in his mind he’s married.  Another character allows himself to be beat up.  The Contenders have it worse, though.  None of the players wants to participate in the real-life murder game, but they all do.
  • …make use of Chekhov’s gun, the dictum that an early element must be followed through later.  Wikipedia credits Chekhov with saying it this way: “If you say in the first chapter that there is a rifle hanging on the wall, in the second or third chapter it absolutely must go off. If it’s not going to be fired, it shouldn’t be hanging there.”  In The Contenders, the reigning champion, Dawn, is eight months pregnant, and waddles from gunfight to gunfight.  In Hot Tub Time Machine, it’s the surly one-armed bellhop (played, YAY, by Crispin Glover), who the men meet in 2010 and meet again in 1986, only to discover that in 1986, he still has two arms.
  • …have great moments and terrible ones.  Hot Tub Time Machine makes great hay with its 2010-meets-1986 jokes, and with the Millennial member of the group, but it also dredges the bottom with some terrible sex jokes and other misses.  The Contenders does a solid job developing characters and drawing out the action, but its ending leaves a lot to be explained.
  • …have a brief cameo by a big star.  Chevy Chase plays an enigmatic hot-tub repairman who also seems to be a time machine repairman.  Will Arnett (not yet a star in 2001, when the film was made, but still) makes an appearance at the end of The Contenders as a representative of the show’s producers.
  • …have significant flaws for the nit-pickers in the audience.  Hot Tub Time Machine embraces the Back to the Future model of time travel, in which one who changes the past then travels forward on the altered time line.  Many of the changes to the future that emerge at the end of the film spring from this explanation, but not all of them.  Jenny also bristled, constantly, at the confusing time line in which the characters claim to have traveled back 20 or 21 years but actually went from2010 to 1986.  This becomes even more important as the young man of the group determines that he was probably conceived that weekend, 21 years before 2010.  The Contenders fails mostly in its premise and its resolution.  Wikipedia mentions an alternate ending that makes sense, and the real ending makes sense if blended with the alternate ending, but if you just see the theatrical release, it’s impossible to understand the nuance the filmmakers seem to be aiming for.  As far as its premise, the filmmakers chicken out by NOT explaining how it is that the government endorses a compulsory reality show based on murder.   While I understand the idea of presenting ONLY the show that would have been broadcast, it is necessary for the narrative to work to include enough world-building to make the show work.  They didn’t get there for me.

I didn’t expect much of Hot Tub Time Machine and so I liked it more than I thought I would.  It felt a lot like a 1980s raunchy comedy, with jokes more fitting 2010′s raunchy comedies.  I was hopeful about Series 7: The Contenders, because the Netflix projected rating for me was 4/5 stars, way above what I would have given it (my rating would probably be 2 or 2.5).  Both films have their moments, but neither really shines.

 

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April Comics Roundup

By Digital Sextant | Filed in Comics, SciFi

Body World Isle of 100,000 Graves

Isle of 100,000 Graves by Jason and Fabien Vehlmann

Jason and his co-author present a tidy little tale about a secret island where shadowy people capture and kill anyone with the temerity or poor luck to land.  Like much of Jason’s work, it’s cute without being cutesy, light-hearted and serious at the same time.  Jason taps into the same cartoonish horror that Jim Woodring uses to inflate the balloon animals in Frank.  In this case, the quest of the little girl for her missing father brims with both pathos and humor,  amplified by her pirate companion who paces and sweats, worried about her threat to reveal “his secret.”  An enjoyable swashbucking romp.

Body World by Dash Shaw

Dash Shaw’s strange Body World oscillates between a scientific, dispassionate approach to its story and a messy, blotchy, heaving tale told with fast brush strokes and blotches of color.  The graphic novel follows the adventures of Paul, a man who embodies much of the mythical Hunter S. Thompson’s persona, including traveling from place to place trying new artificial stimulants.   When the professor, as he’s called, arrives in Bony Borough, he finds a chaotic hot mess of teachers and students, each screwed up in a different way.  But the book approaches this wildly oscillating story with a detached regularly, stopping periodically to highlight the square spot on the map grid that most corresponded to the current setting. It’s an odd bit of science-fiction sequential art, not unlike the work Eddie Campbell does, but it also reminds me a bit of David Mazzucchelli’s Asterios Polyp, though that book was much more realistic, and sported a kind of crisp writing that Body World does not.  Not my favorite graphic novel.

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Two sentences you’ll enjoy

By Digital Sextant | Filed in Humor, Nerdistry, Stuff I heard

From a recent episode of ashow with zefrank

“I wonder if easier said than done is easier said than done.”

 

From an episode of Stephen Fry’s English Delight, regarding the word buffalo which can refer to the American animal, the American town (capitalized, of course) or the act of confusing someone.  Which means you can have a five-word sentence in which buffalo is all five words.  To whit:

Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

To translate:

Adjective noun verb adjective noun.

or:

Buffalo who hail from the city of Buffalo often confuse other buffalo from the same city.

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I think this dude is winking.

By Digital Sextant | Filed in blogistry, Old stuff
What, me worry?

What, me worry?

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The Siamese Twin Mystery

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The Siamese Twin Mystery

The Siamese Twin Mystery

by Ellery Queen

I’ve read a few Ellery Queen short stories before, but this is my first EQ novel.  The authors behind Queen were two cousins named Frederick Dannay and Manfred Bennington Lee, but the stories, books, and magazines are written as if he’s a real person who writes mysteries and works with his father, a police detective, to solve mysteries.  The Siamese Twin Mystery opens with Queen and the Inspector (the affectionate title used for Queen’s father) driving hopelessly along some godforsaken mountain road when they discover their paths blocked in every direction by a raging forest fire.  In desperation, they drive up an access road to the top of the mountain, where they encounter a grim manor house filled with spiteful people.  Before long, there’s a murder, and with the fire blocking the way back down the mountain, only Queen and Queen can solve the crime.  A few thoughts:

  • Like many detective stories from the golden age, The Siamese Twin Mystery turns on odd little clues and twisty logic.  The convoluted and tortured mental processes Ellery and the Inspector use to wrest data from a victim’s handedness and a torn playing card gets more astounding by the minute.  In the end, it makes “sense,” but also seems pretty darn awkward. (Check out the SPOILERS section at the end of this review for more on this aspect of the story.)
  • The writing is descriptive and zesty, with punchy dialogue and witty banter between Ellery and his father.  That said, it doesn’t have the memorable syntax of Chandler or Hammett.
  • I've got it, Dad!

    Boteler and Quillan in The Mandarin Mystery

    This novel reminded me quite a bit of The Mandarin Mystery, an Ellery Queen movie I’ve used a number of times in my Literary Genres: Detective Fiction course.  Both stories use the trapped group dynamic–in the film, the five suspects are trapped in the penthouse suite of an hotel where a man was murdered over a rare stamp called the Chinese Mandarin.  The biggest effect of the film was to influence my ideas about what Ellery and his father look and sound like.  In the film, Eddie Quillan plays Queen as a bit of a dandy, wielding charm as well as a gun. Wade Boteler plays the Inspector as a gruff and grumpy straight man to Queen’s smart aleck.

  • Over the course of the novel, the mystery is complicated by the rising fire surrounding the mansion.  Not only does this intensify the tension everyone is feeling and make for some good action scenes, it also provides a natural excuse for the manor house mystery.
  • The novel was originally published in 1933, roughly five years after the very popular The Magic Island, the travel book about Haiti that made the term zombie common and helped introduce the figure to Hollywood.  At one point late in the novel, the characters are moving to shelter, having been covered in ash and dirt from trying to fight the fire burning its way up the mountain.  Check it out:

    “The Cellar,” they changed obediently, fixing glassy eyes on his face. They were a company of half-naked dead, dirty white Zombies in a purgatory of their own.  “The cellar.”

  • The people in the mansion are high-society snobs, each with their own foibles.  We learn fairly early in the novel that the owner of the mansion, Dr. Xavier, has been running scientific experiments to sever conjoined animals.  His wife, brother, and some patients (including another Doctor named Sherlock Holmes in homage to the character, but without any of his famous namesake’s bravery or cunning) seem to be loafing around simmering with hatred.  We also meet the creepy butler (named Bones), the maternal housekeeper, and a disgusting toad-like man flushed out by the fire.  Finally, the title characters are a pair of teenage boys conjoined at the hip, hidden in shame at the mountain-top retreat by their mother and discovered through an eerie scene that makes them seem like some sort of monster.

Overall, it’s not a bad golden age mystery.  Over the next decade or so I expect I will slowly read a bunch of these golden age books, as I have around a hundred of them in my office, passed along by a retiring colleague.  They’re mostly John Dickson Carr and Carter Dickson, but there are a few Ellery Queen and other similar novels among the stacks.

SPOILERS: The subtitle on the copy of the book I have accurately describes the novel’s twists when it declares “Ellery Queen solves two murders three times before ending The Siamese Twin Mystery.”  What’s odd is that these solutions turn on the same couple bits of evidence, tortured into different scenarios by the author and circumstances.  As with many such novels, the confrontation is the only proof they have, and the killer confesses rather than keeping their clam shut.

 

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April Family Movie Roundup

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Master of Disguise Rango Tintin and the Lake of Sharks

The Master of Disguise (April 6)
I remembered The Master of Disguise as being a corny misfire, not a great movie by any means.  What I’d forgotten was that it’s actually terrible.  A significant failure from someone I consider a comic genius.  To be sure, there are moments of beauty–I think Carvey’s Al Pacino impression is hilarious, as his British spy, his Quint from JAWS, and several of the other characters.  The problem is that they couldn’t think of a better story to allow Carvey to do these characters, and that they had Brent Spiner play a villain who farts embarrassingly.  Would that Carvey could have a Mitchell and Webb Look-style sketch comedy show.  The kids thought it was funny, nonetheless.

(April 13)
No family movie night this week.  I don’t remember why.

Rango (April 20)
What a breath of fresh air this film is.  Rango does everything you’d want a kids’ movie to do — it’s funny, sincere, tells a nice story, has well-rounded, complex characters, and brims with references for the adults to enjoy.  Among the films referenced off the top of my head: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Pirates of the Caribbean 3, Clint Eastwood’s spaghetti Westerns, Chinatown, and pretty much every other Western too.  An excellent film, well worth watching whether or not you have a six and a three year old to sit with.

Tintin: The Lake of Sharks (April 27)
After an abortive run at Agent Cody Banks (The erudite machinations of a teenage spy were too much for the three year old, who started ranting about the implausibility of the CIA training sleeper agent children and the strange choice to make Angie Harmon look like one of the Danger Girls.  I kid: he expressed his dissatisfaction with the first twenty minutes of the movie by jumping around blowing raspberries.), we watched this classic Tintin adventure.  Tintin and the captain (along with Thompson and Thompson) discover a plot to steal fine art using carefully-crafted replicas made of, um, some sort of resin/glue that looks like Sculpey.  It turns out there is a secret Bond-villain base in a church at the bottom of a lake (which was presumably flooded when by a TVA-like dam project).  Instead of introducing watery zombies, as would be the obvious route, Herge has Tintin and the Captain raid the base, taking on a gang of armed men who have machine guns, missiles, and all manner of underwater battle craft.  George Lucas is probably cursing Steven Spielberg for getting his hands on this property first.  If George had made the Tintin remake, we’d have an underwater spider tank toy in my house right now, I’m sure.  Anyhow, it’s an enjoyable bit of classic animation that the kids liked.

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My favorite phishing spam of late…

By Digital Sextant | Filed in Humor, Nerdistry
Gershon Shapiro says you died

Gershon Shapiro says you died

We are writing to know if it’s true that you are DEAD? Because we received a notification from one MR. GERSHON SHAPIRO of USA stating that you are DEAD and that you have giving him the right to claim your funds. He stated you died on a CAR accident and he has been calling us regarding this issue, but we cannot proceed with him until we confirm this by not hearing from you after 7 days.

That son of a bitch Gershon Shapiro is always trying to steal my stuff.*  Also, 7 days to declare someone dead and disburse their assets?  Wow, the wheels of probate move quickly in Nigeria.

*In case it’s not clear, I don’t really think that Gershon Shapiro is trying to steal my stuff.

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2012-05-06 Tweets

By Digital Sextant | Filed in tweets
  • @hodgman In your latest JJH podcast, is your pronunciation of 'douchey' like DOW-shee some etymological pedantry or something else? #lovedit #
  • 5:05pm–Fleece pants, Kermit shirt, Just Dance on Wii with the kids. #ThatsHowDadsRoll #
  • At 1:16 in this vid, an Aussie News Anchor tells the Dalai Lama the "make me one with everything" joke. http://t.co/19p2BdHc #
  • Stern and serious nod from random guy on the train. Wonder if I've just stumbled into a Ludlom thriller. #TheLoonHootsAtMidnight #
  • Idea for adding whimsy to the CTA El trains: soft human-sized hand on a spring sticking out from the side of the last car. #TrainHighFive #
  • Listening to Enya while I grade, reminds me of laying on the floor of Seton Apts at SJU, listening to Frost's Cartridge O'Enya. #
  • On page 176 of Stephen King's DREAMCATCHER (hard cover): jumps from heartwarming nostalgia to gut-wrenching horror. This shit just got real. #
  • Haunted by a mystery 3 note phrase, I keep thinking of "Be My Yoko Ono" but when I try to sing it, I slip into "You can be my hero, baby." #
  • Realized that previously mentioned 3 notes are the beginning of "I Am A Paleontologist," from #TheyMightBeGiants album HERE COMES SCIENCE. #
  • Last class of the semester? Lunch at @EpicBurger to celebrate. #
  • @columbophile @chris_crossin Donald Pleasance? in reply to columbophile #
  • @beawesomeinstead Help find a HIMYM ep? Which one proposes that once you decide to quit something you hate, you start liking it again? THX #
  • @columbophile I realize now I was thinking of the first ep of "Mrs. Columbo," in which Donald P plays a retired police det AND murderer. in reply to columbophile #
  • GaelicStorm Space Race, "I've heard of Haley's Comet and I'll tell you what I think. It's just a kind of chemical for cleaning out the sink" #
  • @TMBG Apollo 18 album shares name w/ a recent horror movie. Someone: mashup the album and movie into a megamix called Apollo 18.² #lazyweb #
  • @columbophile Absolutely right. That show is terrible. in reply to columbophile #
  • @rogerwhitson Radiolab back episodes? The one on Evil is AWESOME. in reply to rogerwhitson #
  • @rogerwhitson How about the judge John Hodgman podcast? in reply to rogerwhitson #
  • @rogerwhitson His books are great — is the audio of THAT IS ALL out yet? in reply to rogerwhitson #
  • Just realized that for my college's graduation on Sunday, the new venue means we faculty will be seated on stage. Better behave myself. #
  • Commenter on "a show" forums called zeFrank a "lightning rod for positivity." From now on, that's what I'm aiming for. #lrfp #
  • @simonpegg I obsess about SHERLOCK with only SLIGHTLY less feverish giddiness than I do over whatever your next project will be. in reply to simonpegg #
  • Hey chicago peeps! Get down to the south loop for #columbiacollegechicago #manfest2012 street art festival. Do it. #
  • Dancers are killing it on the tap showcase at #manfest2012 #
  • Young Frankenstein-themed tap number kicked ass #manfest2012 #
  • Makin masks at the Common Ground booth. #manfest2012 #
  • Taking a webcam apart at the AA&A booth. #manfest2012 #
  • @sbmalley oh no! I did that all f*ing day. in reply to sbmalley #
  • Had a great time at #manifest2012 today, except that I posted using the hashtag #manfest2012 all day. Sounds like we were at a pride parade. #
  • Done is the engine of more. #
  • Hey @jasonsegel @edhelms Congratulations on fantastic work in JEFF WHO LIVES AT HOME. My detailed thoughts here: http://t.co/Y4GAymJs #
  • Dammit Netflix! I was down to mail-only #Columbo eps but this is just WRONG. Well as WRONG as issues about streaming 1970s TV can be anyway. #
  • Finn (3): when is this van going to turn into a blue car? Cuz I like blue cars. #

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