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Convocation? No. ConvocAWESOME

Sometimes I marvel at how fun it is to be at an arts and media school.  Convocation today was awesome.  Some highlights:

  • I got to wear a satiny teal sash.  So people know I’m faculty.
  • When a tweedy accountant-type speaker was reading the school student charter, a group of students stormed the stage, put a bag over his head, and proclaimed themselves “aPPLeS,” a group of People Protesting Long Speeches.  A counter-insurgancy of “Mothers Against…” stormed the stage and a Monty-Python style cross dressing man gave an hilarious speech about how arts education is dooming people to a life of poverty.  He was booed off.
  • In lieu of a prayer, they have the liturgy of the “Hell Yeah,” in which several exhortations for how students should work on campus are answered with rousing “Hell Yeah” from the crowd, including the final exhortation to “Live what you Love.”  Three Hell Yeahs and fist pumping excitement.
  • One of the exhortations in the middle was too awesome to paraphrase.  The speaker started to say something more formal, and then he said:

    There’s no time for silliness. We expect you to practice safe sex (Cheers). We proudly distribute free condoms all over campus. (More Cheers).  Will you lead safe, healthy lives?
    Hell, yeah!

  • Did I mention that there were stilt-walkers, jugglers, unicyclists, rock bands, stand up comics, improv groups, and a polar bear exhorting us to recycle?

Hell, yeah.  It’s gonna be a good year.

In which I lazily point to someone else’s writing

"Crime Scene" by Cati Kaoe

"Crime Scene" by Cati Kaoe

Not too much to say today, so I’ll offer this:

You have been murdered.

Enjoy it.

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Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (tv this time)

Marvin the depressed robot and friends

Marvin the depressed robot and friends

There are, apparently, debates among hardcore Douglas Adams fans about whether the book or the BBC Radio version of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy is the definitive version.  I’m sure no one tries to make the case for the television series.  That said, it’s not terrible for early 80s British SF.  Some thoughts:

  • I can see why the Zaphod Beeblebrox in the new movie didn’t have two heads.  All they had to do was look at the creepy, not quite human head stuck on the side of Mark Wing-Davey’s real head and it stops them cold.  The same goes, I’m afraid, for the third arm.  They just don’t work when you actually have to render them.  That head is going to haunt me.
  • Marvin works pretty well, as does Arthur Dent.  I expected Ford to be a bit cooler — he’s kinda wishy washy in this version.  Plus, the eighties fashion is hard to get past.
  • Of course, the best part of the whole thing is Peter Jones’ voice, something that has become iconic enough to spawn spinoffs (see below).  This adaptation of the Guide’s entries makes the whole series worth watching, even if you can’t stand the super cheesy effects.
  • I was kinda disappointed with Magrathea, which I understand had a rather limited scope because of the effects, but the whole episode was just lame, as far as I was concerned.  Also, I don’t precisely remember how our heroes escaped, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t just magically.
  • The series further cemented, in my head, the musical intro to the show (which matched the BBC Radio music).  I bet in twenty years, I could hear that intro and know precisely what’s coming.

Makes me want to watch the 2005 movie again.

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On capital L literature.

The title tells you how many hours you'll spend on this book.

The title tells you how many hours you'll spend on this book.

I’ll admit that I’m envious of people who can read and dissect Literature with the wide-vocabulary and witty allusions that an English Ph.D. usually implies.  The epitome of this kind of erudite dissection is, for me, Jonathan Goodwin, who regularly writes reviews of books and films that I find both inscrutable and make me monstrously jealous.

That envy rears its ugly head whenever I read one of the more mystifying works of High Literature that my ivory tower colleagues bubble about, and find myself struggling to gain purchase on any value the book carries.  The last time I wandered down that road, which involves self-recrimination and a death march to the end of a book I stubbornly insisted I would finish no matter what, I found myself shaking my head at The Magus.

This time it’s Roberto Bolano’s 2666. I got this book as a gift and understand why it was given — the reviews are quite laudatory — but I found it interminable and inscrutable.  A chunk from the NYT review of books describes it nicely:

Its 893 pages are indisputably brilliant, but they are not, by any definition, brisk—they’re tall, crowded, brutal, dense. In fact, one possible explanation of the mysterious title is that it would take any normal author 2,666 pages to convey what Bolaño manages to convey (or half-convey, or almost possibly begin to suggest he might convey) in just under 900. Reading 2666 demands a degree of sustained artistic communion that strikes me as deeply old-fashioned, practically Victorian. There are underwhelming patches, tonal dead spots, and even stretches that border on self-parody. The opening chapter is, at times, prohibitively dry. (It took me a second reading, immediately after finishing the book, to pick up much of its resonance.) Even when Bolaño is absolutely on fire, hypnotizing you with his dirty magic (which is often), the pages don’t fly by—if anything, they drag you right down into the dense fudgy core of time, where moments congeal into minutes, minutes into hours, and hours into eons.

Plot summary, I’m afraid, is futile. Bolaño has a lyric poet’s feel for narrative logic, and 2666 is a modular epic—a novel built out of five linked novellas, each of which is itself a collage of endless stand-alone parts: riffs, nightmares, set pieces, monologues, dead ends, stories within stories, descriptive flourishes. (link)

Sam Anderson’s comments are pretty apt, if you cut out the “indisputably brilliant” part.  I couldn’t help but think about how this book reminded me of the line from the film Wonder Boys, when the Katie Holmes character says something like “You always told us that writing is about making choices.  You haven’t made any choices here.”  I feel the same way about 2666.  It chooses to include everything he thought of, with no effort toward telling a story that actually goes anywhere.   So, all that vitriol aside, here are my patented “five bullets” about the book:

  • While the initial section about the literary professors searching for the mysterious author Archimbaldi drags a bit, it ended up being my favorite part.
  • The monumental middle section in which Bolano spends hundreds of pages telling the two-or-three page stories of women murdered in the border town of Mexico would have been an excellent standalone way to call attention to the real town where this has been happening.  Alas, in the middle of this book it becomes a death march.  I suspect most readers who make it past 50 pages but still quit the book do so somewhere in this vast terrain of rapes and murders.  It was even worse for me, as I read before I go to bed.
  • I’ll agree  with Anderson that Bolano tells innumerable little stories in the book that shimmer and delight.  Perhaps if this book were marketed not as a novel but as a monstrous short story collection, I wouldn’t have minded so much.
  • It’s important to note, as Anderson does, that Bolano uses the detective trope but doesn’t really follow through on the mystery.  I’ll tell you right now, Archimbaldi seems to have nothing to do with the murders (?), and we don’t find out who the murderer is.  I’m not calling this a “spoiler” though because if you’re reading this book for plot, you’re fscked.
  • I am most disappointed that we never got anything explaining or having to do with the title.  I read online a reference to another book that seems to be part of his previous works, but come on!  Bah.

I would not recommend this book except to the most die-hard literary titans, and even then I probably wouldn’t recommend it.

Finally, this may seem petty, but I’m annoyingly attentive to how many books I read each year.  I aim for 100 and have hit that the last two times.  While I haven’t let 2666 slow me down, I’m still somewhat resentful of the time it’s taken away from my reading of other books.  Perhaps I should start compiling two totals–books read and pages read.  Having both lists would make my reading history more like the bicameral legislature of the U.S. — the Number of Books read is like the Senate, where each book counts equally regardless of its size.  The pages read is like the House, where doorstops (or blunt bludgeoning weapons) like 2666 would carry a lot more weight than the 150-page 50s pulp novels and comic book trade paperbacks.

Oh, in case you’re wondering, I started the book on 30 January 2010.

This week’s tweet

  • 26 August: The editors left in my use of the phrase “Victors Frankenstein” for unethical scientists. Yay.

Recipe for an awesome Saturday

Ingredients:
Dad and two kids, aged 2 and 4.5 years.

Preparation:

  • Heat to 76F or so.  Will continue up to the mid-80s.
  • Gather directions and head out in the car around 9:30.
  • Travel to local Children’s Museum for fun with water tables and air compressors.  Enjoy childlike glee.  Note: Be sure your diaper bag has diapers in it, or you’ll have to ask around to see if the museum has any.  Turns out they do, but still.
  • Drive to nearby children’s novelty restaurant where food is delivered to your table on a model train.  Eat.
  • After a brief quiet time, take kids to pool.  Note: if you allow child to sleep between museum and restaurant, quiet time will not be quiet enough for you to get a nap.
  • After pool, make nutritious dinner.  Enjoy some after-dinner play time and put younger kid to bed.
  • Play Rock Band with older child for a while, put to bed.  Note: if you aren’t careful, you may have a tantrum on your hands if you let her stay up too late.
  • Invite friend who’s also on his own this weekend over for some Rock Band.
  • Watch some hilarious British T.V.
  • To Bed.

The new year looms

Fall semester 2010 looms and I’m looking forward to it.  Here are my commitments:

  • Teaching: Writing, Language, and Culture: Alternate Reality Games.  The students are going to make and execute one.  It should be awesome.  More about that next week.
  • Teaching: Literary Genres: Detective Fiction.  I’ve taught this before, but I’m twisting it around a bit this time, so it should be awesome.
  • Pedagogy: Helping my colleagues learn to use technology better.  Mostly Moodle here, if people want my help.
  • Public Reading: I’ve been invited to a performance series about Bears.  I don’t really know what I’m going to do yet, but it should be really fun.  27 Sept.
  • MPCA/ACA Conference: We’re over 300 people now, a nearly 40% increase from last year.  Hotel block is already filled. 1-3 Oct.
  • NEPCA Conference.  Attending as part of the national exec board, to chair a couple panels.  Should be fun.  Boston.  22 Oct.
  • SSHA Conference: Presenting at a history conference on zombie walks.  Way out of my element, so should be fun too.  16 Nov.

Getting ready for my sabbatical next Spring — mostly drafting and gathering notes for my detective book.  Should be, ahem, awesome.

The Other Guys

The Other Guys

The Other Guys

Ultimately, I enjoyed The Other Guys quite a bit, but as with many Will Farrell movies, it’s a bit uneven.  Some thoughts:

  • When the funny parts are working, they work great. Farrell gets the best moments, of course.  Watch for the argument about Lion versus Tuna and for the traditional Irish singing ’round the pub.
  • But there’s a lot of humor that falls flat for me.  As you know from the previews, Farrell has a “very hot” wife whom he seems to think is plain.  It’s a running joke.  But the previews don’t show that he’s downright mean to her quite a bit.  It goes over the line, for me.
  • Steve Coogan is under-used here, but the scenes he’s in work really well.
  • Minor spoiler: The plot turns on a financial transaction being conducted to hide the terrible losses he’s incurred for other companies.  At one point, the main characters interrupt a meeting where they’re doing a big deal, a gun fight breaks out, and they escape.  Then they learn that they need to step in to stop a bank transfer the next morning.  I’m sorry, but if a gunfight breaks out in the middle of a huge business meeting, they don’t just proceed with the transaction the next morning like nothing happened.
  • Finally, the final credits include an animated sequence showing many of the more egregious bits of the financial shenanigans of the last decade or so.  Who decided that a great way to wrap up a comedy is to remind everybody about how fscked up our financial system is?

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It’s rock n’ roll, baby

The Beatles Rock Band

We make our Ed Sullivan Appearance

We make our Ed Sullivan Appearance

Our friends Rolfe and Sarah from Seattle visited this weekend, and we busted out The Beatles Rock Band for the first time.  Some initial thoughts:

  • Two marathon sessions (over an hour each) leave my legs hurting, for some reason.  I think I stand leaning slightly forward when I play the rock band guitar, and that makes my legs sore.
  • The Beatles songs are consistently harder to play, IMO, than the usual Rock Band fare. I wonder if this has something to do with the fact that they are more complex, musically, than many of the more modern tunes in Rock Band 2.  The main challenge is that often none of the instrument parts (guitar or bass) actually carry the melody.  The melody resides in the vocals or in the mix of all the different songs.
  • There’s also the matter of getting used to the slightly different look of the screen.  This is a lame excuse for poor playing, though.
  • I’m not a big Beatles fan, but I thought I at least liked them enough to have heard most of their music before.  Turns out I’m a loser who knew nothing.  Perhaps half the songs on here are completely new to me.  My favorite of the new ones I’ve learned — “And Your Bird Can Sing.”
  • Reflecting on The Beatles’ ability to shift musical styles as they matured made me wonder if they’d stayed together, would they have invented Punk instead of the Sex Pistols?  What would a Beatles punk song sound like?
  • I like that the game is chock-a-block with fun facts and tidbits about The Beatles’ career.  The achievements unlock photos and fun facts to augment your Beatlemania.

Ultimately, it’s a fun game in line with the Rock Band/ Guitar Hero mode.  I don’t think I like it as much as Rock Band because you can’t make your own figures.  I know it would be weird to have your own band play the Beatles storyline, but perhaps there could be a cover-band mode where you make a band and then tour, slowly learning the harder songs.  Anyway, the ability to customize and play with your band’s look and feel is part of what makes Rock Band so fun, and that part’s missing from this game.

My life according to books I read in 2009

Gun, with Occasional Music

Your humble author

Via Lazy Thoughts from a Boomer and Pop Culture Nerd before him.  It looks like it started 10 jumps back from that at Crazy Book Slut.

Using only books you have read this year (2009), cleverly answer these questions. Try not to repeat a book title. It’s a lot harder than you think!

2010-08-22 Tweets

  • 15 Aug: This American Life used music from Miracle on 34th Street in their re-run last week.
  • 17 Aug: writing log: edited story, sent revised draft to readers again.

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A Pilgrimmage to Awesome

I thoroughly enjoyed Scott Pilgrim vs. the World.  The film’s eponymous shy hipster, the standard Michael Cera character, finds himself pursuing a love affair with a young woman whose exes have formed an evil league to defeat him.  The battles with the exes are shot in Street Fighter style, with lots of videogame signifiers that may or may not  be extra-diegetic.  Enough about the plot–some thoughts:

  • I can see Edgar Wright’s fingerprints on this one.  The man has a knack for writing and shooting movies that go over the top, use delicious visual style, and still have some depth and meaning and character development.  This film follows that formula.
  • Scott Pilgrim reminded me most of Kung-Fu Hustle, which has a similar everyday-person-who-can-fight-like-a-cartoon-character conceit.  Except this was more interesting.  The most similar scene is the battle of the bands, in which a pair of keyboard-playing deejays shoot laser beams and summon nasty demons using the power of Rock.  We saw a similar move in KFH, which featured mandolin (?) players doing the same.
  • There are plenty of recognizable actors playing key roles in the film.  I always appreciate Jason Schwartzman, and Kieran Culkin gets all the great lines.
  • I know the “Michael Cera always plays the same character” observation has been done, but man, he’s a lot like the guy he played in Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist.
  • My favorite part of the movie is the non-metaphorical nature of the fights.  I read one review that described the battles as symbolic or metaphorical — the film makes it quite clear that they’re real world, despite their fantastic elements.  The damage they do sticks around after it’s over, and the other characters witness the fights.  Excellent, except that you shouldn’t push your brain at it too hard, or it will hurt.
Scott battles ex #1

Scott battles ex #1

I feel like there’s probably something to say about remediation, about the way grammars from one medium move back and forth as signifiers, taking on currency just as they lose it in other places.  The film evokes 8-bit nostalgia much more than the current photorealism trend in modern gaming.  But where games generally divide the points and sound effects from the diegesis of the game, the film integrates those into the story.  The best moment in the film comes as Pilgrim defeats the first evil ex, collecting the coins that fall to the ground when the ex disappears.  “Aw, only $2.65?  That’s not even enough for the bus.”

“I’ll loan you the other 35 cents,” Ramona says as she pulls Scott toward the street.

On revealing exposition and inspiration, also an invitation.

So I’ve been trying my hand at some short-story writing this summer, and it’s not going too badly, if I do say so.  We’ll see how it goes when I start sending the stories out to accumulate some rejection letters.  But a couple thoughts:

Writer's Block by Thorinside

Writer's Block by Thorinside

On revealing exposition.  The stories I’ve been working on are SF stories with a healthy amount of back story in my mind.  The telling of the events relies on some revelation of the back story, obviously, but it’s not just a straightforward telling of the world events.  In fact, one of them explicitly relies on revealing bits of the back story to the protagonist at the same time the reader gets it.

So my problem is in figuring out how much to explain to the reader.  Is it important that they understand the whole back story as I laid it out?  I tend to write some ambiguity into the descriptions and events, but then would like that ambiguity to resolve itself without being too heavy-handed.  In other words, how do you make a clue work like a clue without saying “here’s the clue.”

On inspiration.  Of the four stories I have been working on this summer, two have direct inspiration from other texts.  In both cases, I rely on the title to draw the connections, but I’m wondering what I should do with readers who don’t recognize the references.  Do I alert them to the references?  More importantly, when I’m sending these stories out, do I alert the editors/slush readers to the references?

On readers.  If any of my regular blog readers would like to become early-draft readers and commenters, I’d happily add you to my list.  Be warned, though, that I’ll send you multiple drafts.  Be assuaged, also, that I completely understand if you’re busy and aren’t ever able to offer comments.  As long as you don’t distribute the story to other people, I’m happy to have the help.