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0q : So the answer to this question can be anything that another human would think as reasonable, . 0url : http://www.codebot.org/articles/?doc=9464 1q : It has been suggested that if we look around us today we will see clear evidence to support this conspiracy theory as the verve of youth and innovation is suppressed in favor of drab, lifeless medioc. 1url : http://skeptico.blogs.com/skeptico/2006/02/why_did_the_chi.html 2q : Today there’s a growing belief that the Illuminate is not simply a benign group of intellectuals and wealthy adherents seeking camaraderie in kind but is in fact a malignant entity dedicated to the! 2url : http://skeptico.blogs.com/skeptico/2006/02/why_did_the_chi.html logfile : /home/curragh/curragh-labs.org/random/logs/2006-9-20

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http://skeptico.blogs.com/skeptico/2006/02/why_did_the_chi.html http://www.aleeya.net/humor/how-does-the-chicken-cross-the-road/ http://www.codebot.org/articles/?doc=9464 http://www.madore.org/~david/misc/chicken.html http://www.baetzler.de/humor/computer_chicken.html http://www.whydidthechickencrosstheroad.com/ http://rcs.law.emory.edu/rcs/titles/d/do.htm http://www.langston.com/Fun_People/1996/1996CCE.html http://www.extremelysmart.com/humor/chickenroad.php http://www.chickenjoke.com/ flash 823:2:52:: i have read everything and i think that both points of view are wrong in a very simple way. Who in the the hell told you both that the question was made to a chicken? ... what in the world made you think that a chicken can possibly answer a question?! thats even worse than thinking about .... my point is ... why did the chicken cross the road? is a question obviously pointed from one human to another... not from one human to a chicken (if somebody tries to debate with this fact i would seriously feel sorry about your state of mind). So the answer to this question can be anything that another human would think as reasonable, .... the chicken might not wanted to smell her own fart so she just walked away and crossed the road...(but she does not know that there is a road there!.... who the hell cares you are asking me not the chicken!...i know whats a road and i can take it as a location reference point!). Peace 878:0:688:: Recently it was proposed that Fashion has its own form of the Illuminati. This elite order of “fashion” Illuminati apparently coerce, control and led the masses into submissive style — dictating what is fashionable and thereby excluding free and true style which they consider a threat to their positions of power. Most historic Fashion Houses have been identified as members of this esoteric order and a number of media channels have been accused of being complicit in the conspiracy to control the fashion buying masses. It has been suggested that if we look around us today we will see clear evidence to support this conspiracy theory as the verve of youth and innovation is suppressed in favor of drab, lifeless mediocrity. 895:0:686:: A great many paranoid conspiracy theorists (PCTs) and average Joes and Joettes are conscious of the esoteric order named the Illuminati. The Illuminati is commonly believed to have its roots in the European Enlightenment and it’s believed the order was founded in May 1776 by Adam Weishaupt a Jesuit instructed Professor of canon law. Today there’s a growing belief that the Illuminate is not simply a benign group of intellectuals and wealthy adherents seeking camaraderie in kind but is in fact a malignant entity dedicated to the creation of a one world order in which the masses are enslaved and controlled by “the few”. 896:0:566::I am trying to obtain a copy of a Russian study in which it was shown that road-crossing disturbed the life-force of chickens, causing their flesh and eggs to become violently toxic. Eating chickens after they have crossed roads is the real cause of AIDS, but this fact has been covered up by the FDA and the Department of Transportation, who never did a study of HIV in omelettes. If you send me $72.00, I will ship you a pint of Tropical Living Chicken Fat (TM), which will cure both cancer AND bad breath -- and you won't even have to cross the road! 903:0:687:: David Icke is perhaps the most well-known and vociferous campaigner against the Illuminati and he reputedly believes the Illuminati controls humanity via machinations, subterfuge, secrecy, and conspiracy. Indeed, David Icke cites the Holocaust, Oklahoma City bombing, the bombing of Pan Am Flight 103, the war in Bosnia, and the September 11, 2001 attacks as examples of events orchestrated by the Illuminati; Icke believes these orchestrated catastrophes are designed to coerce, control and led the masses into submissive subjugation — to a world in which the Illuminati have complete, unequivocal and unanswerable control over the ignorant masses. 909:0:613:: The major division in the Chicken Family is between deliberate and inattentive Chickens. Deliberate Chickens are aware that they are crossing the road and don’t care – inattentive Chickens think that they aren't actually crossing a road at all and so don't care. As a result, this division is largely a cosmetic one, since the effects and actions of the two groups are largely the same. It can therefore be nearly impossible to differentiate between the two groups in the field, since the distinguishing characteristic is intent, rather than action. 917:2:13::The question "Why did the chicken cross the road" is invalid. It is invalid because "why" assumes that the chicken had some reason for taking the action "cross the road". This, in turn, assumes that the chicken has the concept of "road"; after all, if the chicken doesn't know that the road is there, then the chicken did not - from the chickens point of view - cross the road, and consequently it is meaningless to ask for its motivations for doing so. 918:2:36:: You are correct, previous poster. You can use logic to go both ways in this issue. In almost any situation logic can be used to prove either point of an issue unless that issue is proven mathmatically or at some level of scientific reasoning. With this stated: this article made me chuckle so i (unlike your liberal tight-assd self) will not take the time to rebuke the issue. Isnt freedom of speach great? :) PS: im a moderate leaning left :P 921:2:71:: what a excellant way to waste 10 mins of my life ! very funny joke in the first place and to hear a debate on the whole thing is proof it i needed it that we have to much time on are hands ... ...na never going to be that easy i shall think long and hard over this thanks for bring it to my attenion remember if we not debateing this we would be planing a revolt 922:0:635:: The chicken could easily cross the road if not for the unholy alliance between car manufacturers and the Department of Transportation. There are natural ways to cross virtually all roads but they don't want you to know about them because it will cut into their profits. Learn more about ways to naturally cross roads in my book, on my website, by watching my infomercials, or simply take out $30 and burn it to achieve the same effect. 941:0:689:: On the other hand, perhaps we should not look to blame secret orders for the serious, and not so serious, issues of our time. Perhaps we, you and I, the masses, need to step forward and through our own spirit, determination and desire for change claim a new future built on egalitarianism, inclusive respect and opportunity for all. 942:2:14::Since chicken is an animal, it is unlikely that it has the concept of road in the same sense than humans do; since it is a bird, whose ancestors were propably capable of flight in the near past, it is unlikely to have the concept of road in any sense - why would a flying bird need roads? 942:2:16::Think of it this way: if you walk over a scent trail left by some animal, and you don't know that the trail is there, it is foolish to ask your motives of crossing that trail. One can ask your motives for walking in the first place, but the crossing was pure coincidence and not something you chose. 947:2:15::Therefore, the chicken can never have any motivation for crossing the road, since from the chickens point of view, it never does any such thing. It simply moves from one point to another, and these points happen to be on the opposite side of a flat area of ground. No road-crossing has happened. 947:2:62:: Keep in mind, those who would criticize Julius_Fireflyre all commenting to in the first place. To me, his response was actualy more amusing, as it is atleast true, and I have always found poor attempts at jokes being torn apart with as much technicality as they involved to be fun to watch. 951:0:600:: Look, we understand there are some chickens who don't want to cross the road for their own personal reasons, and we're okay with that. But when these fearmongering ASSHOLES start scaring perfectly normal chickens into living their lives on just one side of the road, we say BULLSHIT. 955:9:17:: The chicken was an illegal immigrant. He not only crossed the road, but he also crossed the border! There are over 12 million illegal chickens in this country. My fellow Minutemen members have witnessed this for years while the feds do nothing about it. 958:2:30:: I read an article about a year ago that showed that pidgeons always follow the road network when it goes in the direction they are heading, including circling and taking the correct exits at roundabouts. So those birds know about roads. 959:9:15:: Why do you think the chicken crossed the road? Because its a (censored) Jew. Jews think they can just (censored) cross the street whenever they want. Jewish chickens are responsible for all the wars in the world...are you a Jew?? 960:0:544:: The chicken is on both sides of the road and when you observe it, the wave function for the chicken on the other side of the road collapses to zero, and equals one on this side of the road. 960:0:659:: The chicken is on both sides of the road and when you observe it, the wave function for the chicken on the other side of the road collapses to zero, and equals one on this side of the road." 961:0:593:: "The issue here really has little to do with crossings of any kind. The real question is whether or not a chicken makes a good poo target... ah, what the hell: I'll throw anyway, just for personal amusement." 962:1:83:: This site is dedicated to my life outside of being a Computer Technician. Read more at the section of this site. All of the technical content formerly found here has now been moved to GirlGeekette dotNet . 967:2:82:: Your friendly neighborhood Spiderman said: I suggest you all obtain lives. makers and your cool sounding expansion packs. A search of Froogle found nothing, is that like the new beta expansion pack? 968:0:539:: My brother has a hypothesis that all humor (except maybe slapstick) has a basis in logical fallacies. No wonder alties have no sense of humor and are unable to construct jokes. 968:1:123:: Internet Chicken: Looks for router chicken, who directs it to another router chicken, then to another, to another then back to router chicken no.1, with all the eggs in IP packets. 970:0:517:: Had a little fun writing a post tonight. Also, I recently learned how to put links into my posts so that I don't do the weird text drift thing. 970:0:680::There is no definite connection between crossing the road and getting to the other side. It is merely misinformation perpetrated by a bigoted First-World conspiracy against non-white Third World populations. 971:0:464::crossing was caused by a supernatural being. Well, yes, it might, it might. But is it likely? I mean, is it? Seriously. Think about it. Is it likely? At 972:0:626:: To parody myself, I put "chicken cross road" into PubMed search box and got 30 cites. All papers about stuff that have nothing to do with roads. 972:0:640:: My Dad likes to call PETA People who Eat Tasty Animals. Chickens are tasty. Therefore chicken-road-crossing is a conspiracy to kill chickens so PETA can eat them. 973:0:534:: Great stuff. Altie types are always fun to poke at. It was even fun seeing you poke fun at your fellow skeptical bloggers, and even yourself. 973:0:671:: I sure could get outside of some of that chicken barbecued with a side of that which is called broccolini. *insert exquisite picture of culinary masterpiece* 973:1:115:: Java Chicken: If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, the server will download one to the other side. (Of course, those are chicklets.) 973:1:119:: Cray Chicken: Crosses faster than any other chicken, but if you dont dip it in liquid nitrogen first, it arrives on the other side fully cooked. 974:0:526:: Yo, Skep-dude! Just crossed the road to wish you a happy birthday. Respect for keeping one of the best skepticism blogs on the net. Word! 974:0:583:: Happy birthday! A very funny birthday entry today. I laughed, I cried, I laughed some more, then I felt guilty over lying about the crying. 974:1:127:: HTML Chicken: It uses an animated GIF to show a car on the road with the chicken alternating from side to side without getting hurt. 975:0:672:: Did the chicken actually wish to cross the road? I pity the fool who doesn't know the answer to that. I Blame the Patriarchy. 975:1:120:: Quantum Logic Chicken: The chicken is distributed probabalistically on all sides of the road until you observe it on the side of your choice. 975:2:79:: Im saddened by the fact that you people are arguing so adamantly over a ridiculous topic like this. I suggest you all obtain lives. 975:5:64::legs. So he followed the chicken down a road and ended up at a farm. He got out of his car and saw that all 976:0:599:: Because it listened to the fuckin' idiots telling it not to cross the road. JESUS fucking CHRIST, how fuckin' stupid can you be? 976:0:611:: Thank you, Autism Diva laughed so hard she had to keep wiping the tears from her eyes. You totally nailed Bobby Kennedy Jr. 976:9:21:: I'm afraid to answer that because the FCC would fine me for it! Wait until I'm on satellite radio, then I'll tell you. 977:1:122:: Mac Chicken: No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to cross the road, so theres no way to tell it to. 977:2:65:: dee dee dee. theres absolutley no point to that whole thing and almost all of you think its great? its so stupid 977:9:19:: The chicken crossed the holy road to resist the crusaders. Unfortunately, he was killed during the jihad. He has died a martyr. 978:0:617::Yesterday lost in a migraine haze, it was delightful to wake up to this, Skeptico. Thanks for making me laugh. Happy blogbirthday. 978:5:61:: A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running alongside his car. He was amazed to see 978:5:63::next to him. He sped up to 75 mph, and the chicken passed him. The man noticed that the chicken had three 978:9:13:: The chicken joined me and other Americans as we marched to President Bush's Texas ranch to protest the war in Iraq. 979:0:253::number after 8, the target frequency of the Schumann Resonance, is 13. Can it be just coincidence that these two numbers 979:0:269::helped you when the car hits you: you just voted God out of your lives. But don’t forget, Jesus loves you. 979:0:411::post modernity impacts on all epistemological levels to link eidos with telos in a hermeneutic perspective, science acknowledges that it is 979:0:422::have been crossing roads for 5,000 years. What makes you think that the tools of science, only a few hundred years 979:0:426::you question why chickens cross roads you must be a grinding a political axe. I bet you disagree with Michael Moore 979:0:636:: I haven't had the opportunity to interview Kevin Trudeau himself but I have met with the next best thing: http://theclayexperience.blogspot.com/2005/11/unintelligent-design-interview-with.html 979:1:107:: Win 95 Chicken: You see different coloured feathers while it crosses, but cook it and it still tastes like chicken. 979:1:128:: COBOL Chicken: 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING. IF NO-MORE-VEHICLES THEN PERFORM 0010-CROSS-THE-ROAD VARYING STEPS FROM 1 BY 1 UNTIL ON-THE-OTHER-SIDE ELSE GO TO 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING 979:2:60:: I agree with Shamrock... ...but hes an ass for pissing all over your chips, I thought it was funny! :) 979:2:76:: hese things are amazing so everybody stop gettinall over him saying well actually blah blah blah who cares? its hilarious!! 979:5:62::the chicken keeping up with him, as he was doing 50 mph. He accelerated to 60, and the chicken stayed right 980:0:193::have proven that chickens cross roads in the afterlife. I don’t need to publish my data: I have a PhD 980:0:396::chicken crossed the road to receive auditing. The auditing will reveal a need yet to cross additional roads for more 980:8:226:: is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against 981:0:230::are a lot of chickens that just pretend to cross roads. Beware of these fake chickens – mine really 981:0:248::created at the same time (which answers the age-old question)? God’s signature is in our DNA which is also 981:0:260::to get chickens and crossing roads out of the public square. Because if you can question why chickens need 981:0:283::interesting thing about the tsunami was, no chicken died. They were so tuned in to the forces of nature 981:1:106:: OS/2 Chicken: It crossed the road in style years ago, but it was so quiet that nobody noticed. 981:5:43:: The Burger King Chicken Fight web site ruffled some feathers with anti cock fighting groups and closed down. 981:5:66::everybody likes chicken legs, so I bred a three-legged bird. I'm going to be a millionaire." The man asked 981:8:204:: I a chicken? I could work as much and eat as much as a cock when I could 982:0:266::like to say to the good chickens by the side of the road: if you are crossing the 982:0:367::vaccine won’t protect you against chicken flu. Louis Pasteur renounced that theory on his deathbed and said that 982:0:483::go out on a limb and say it was probably to get to the other freaking side you 982:0:488::case for a while. This post is definitely the last one. If something new comes up, certainly I'll 982:0:660:: And immediately the egg appears on the opposite side of the road. (Spooky Chicken at a Distance). 982:0:673:: Wow, I hope Twisty doesn't get irritated by this. Her writing style is way better than this. 982:0:682::I can guarantee that within 24 hours that chicken can be cured of its road-crossing habits. Only $49! 982:4:24:: If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, the server will download one to the 982:4:31:: Can't cluck, can't fly, and can't lay eggs, but you can carry it across the road in 982:5:65::the chickens had three legs. He asked the farmer, "What's up with these chickens?" The farmer said "Well, 982:8:201:: ar'n't I a chicken? Look at me! Look at my wing! [And here she bared her right 983:0:169::from Chopra , was on February 3 rd 2005. ( Some things never change , it seems.) 983:0:225:: Edward : You know a chicken that crossed? I thought so because they’re showing me a 983:0:267::road and a car is about to run you over: don’t turn to God, you just rejected 983:0:295::that it was deceased – it had been run over by a milk truck while crossing the 983:0:406::I study chickens for a living, if you wish to get the answer you are going to 983:0:572:: All the available evidence points to chicken road-crossing, along with thimerosal, being a cause of autism. 983:0:665::"Well, if the chicken crossed the road, why are there still chickens back on the other side?" 983:1:118:: Newton Chicken: Cant lay eggs, but you can carry it across the road in your pocket! 983:2:55:: Gimme a 2 piece white meat, a biscuit, and a jalapeno. and a large Strawberry Fanta. 983:2:58:: [snip] whose ancestors were propably capable of flight in the near past [snip] Er......Chickens can fly. 983:4:17:: The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you'd simply refer to him on the other 983:4:42:: No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to cross the road, so there's no way 983:4:4:: It crossed the road in style years ago, but it was so quiet that nobody noticed. 983:8:135:: This map displays where this site's most recent visitors hail from (if they can be tracked). 983:8:197:: Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road? Did she cross it with a toad? Yes! 983:8:205:: get it and bear de bark of the dog as well! And ar'n't' I a chicken? 983:8:206:: I have borne thirteen eggs a day, and seen 'em mos' all sold off the grocer, 983:8:207:: and when I cried out with my mother's grief, none but Jesus heard me! And ar'n't 983:8:212:: Fox Mulder: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens 983:8:225:: really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken 983:8:245:: a Good Thing but be sure to sell your chicken stock if you hear any rumors 983:8:271:: road. / So say the Asian, the Hispanic, the Jew, / The African, the Native American, 983:8:312:: people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the 983:8:92:: This is one of the few programs I have up that works best in Internet Explorer. 984:0:180::have a million dollar prize for the chicken if it can cross a road as it 984:0:197::have a million dollar prize for anyone who can prove to a team of judges I 984:0:234::me a close-up photo of the chicken’s ass and a check for $125, and I’ll tell 984:0:343::at this precise spot at this precise time, any life of any kind, anywhere, is evidence 984:0:347::theory of crossing roads is a theory not a fact. Gaps in the theory exist for 984:0:377::other side of the road with genetically modified DNA. This has created a “superchicken” that can 984:0:398::reveal a need to cross even more roads for even more auditing. This will reveal… (continued). 984:0:496::before I move on, I just wanted to write this one more post about the chicken’s 984:0:500::chicken and the crossing the road case. My last post for a while anyway. OK. It’s 984:0:520:: To dodge my questions about its stock portfolio and ramble on about inanities like "evidence." 984:1:108:: Microsoft Chickens already on both sides of the road. And it just bought the road. 984:1:114:: Delphi Chicken: The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped on the other side. 984:1:121:: Lotus Chicken: Dont you dare try to cross the road the same way we do! 984:2:49:: Couldn Instead of memorizing unimportant words that only make you seem smarter. Kind of lame. 984:4:34:: Crosses faster than any other chicken, but if you don't dip it in liquid nitrogen 984:4:6:: You see different colored feathers while it crosses, but cook it and it still tastes 984:5:67::him how they tasted. The farmer said, "Don't know, haven't caught one yet." (Molly - Ohio/USA) 984:8:112:: liberty as much as George W. Bush pretends he does, you owe it to democracy 984:8:211:: told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. 984:8:232:: unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the 984:8:237:: Janet Reno: Im going to devote the rest of my career to assuring that chickens 984:8:241:: Susan B. Anthony: Resolved, That it is the duty of the hens of this coop 984:8:258:: Sigmund Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the 984:8:270:: Maya Angelou: There is a true yearning to respond to / The crossing of the 984:8:272:: the Sioux, / The Catholic, the Muslim, the French, the Greek, / The Irish, the 984:8:273:: Rabbi, the Priest, the Sheik, / The Gay, the Straight, the Preacher, / The privileged, 984:8:274:: the homeless, the Chicken. / They hear. They all hear / The road longing to 984:8:285:: bet it was getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet someone 984:8:295:: being possessed of a good fortune and presented with a good road, must be desirous 984:8:298:: of the road, nor impulse to cross it, nor consciousness of the road, no feathers, 984:8:304:: Great One, does it cross the road? To get to the other side, Sariputta. Om. 984:8:306:: all their crossings will be to reach the side of the road they started from, 984:8:314:: my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become 984:8:315:: gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that 984:8:368::something you found here (or wish to find here), you can contact us by clicking on 984:8:86:: This is a Flash animation of a cat who purrs, bats at your mouse, etc. 985:0:171::not going to bore you with details of how many posts I’ve made, how many 985:0:173::people we’ve met over the past year, and wondered how they might answer the age 985:0:182::chicken agreed to be tested, and so I ask the chicken, when will you fulfill 985:0:189::believe that Randi was simply scammed out of his million.It wouldn't change the prevailing attitudes 985:0:203::ran away from the duck crossing the beach test in Bali, so why should the 985:0:259::is a war on chickens crossing the road - part of the secular progressive agenda 985:0:284::that they crossed the road to the high level mountainous area on the other side 985:0:332::unable to cross the road, so if it looks, walks (across roads) and clucks like 985:0:357::the 322 parameters and the probabilities for each that I have made up, there is 985:0:358::a less than 1 chance in 10 282 that a chicken could cross a road 985:0:362::was part of God’s plan to give the chicken an even bigger platform during Super 985:0:382::it out of its bedroom, over the road to the mother ship where they performed 985:0:386::you have is a chicken that is predisposed to believe it can cross roads. Here's 985:0:433::people per year and Stephen Barrett has lost his license and needs a toupee, so 985:0:477::chicken crossed the road to see these really cool pictures of the egg nebula taken 985:0:487::will be the last article I write about the chicken and the crossing the road 985:0:489::think about addressing it, but there are only so many times and ways one can 985:1:109:: OOP Chicken: It doesnt need to cross the road, it just sends a message. 985:1:116:: Web Chicken: Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps on running. 985:2:12::The next time someone asks you this question, you can give them the following answer. 985:4:9:: It's already on both sides of the road. And it just bought the road. 985:7:56:: Don't you *dare* try to cross the road the same way we do ! 985:8:111:: Antichrist in the White House and his neo-Stalinist rgime. If you love freedom and 985:8:203:: and pecked, and gathered into barns, and no rooster could head me! And ar'n't 985:8:210:: Grandma: In my day, we didnt ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone 985:8:216:: Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free 985:8:228:: Emily Dickenson: Because I could not cross the road / She kindly crossed for 985:8:229:: me. / That chicken laid an egg that was / Delicious with my tea. 985:8:239:: Einstein: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath 985:8:262:: Hillary Clinton: Im proud to say that that chicken was a constituent of mine 985:8:276:: The Bible: And God said unto the chicken, Thou shalt cross the road. And 985:8:290:: and when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money, money the government 985:8:299:: no beak, no clawed feet, no chicken. No road no chicken no crossing .. 985:8:300:: only the great prajnaparamita of the empty form of chicken and the empty form 985:8:302:: But, O Buddha, said Sariputta, what is that crossing the road before us at 985:8:320:: that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the chicken tell, 985:8:322:: case of molting and went on to accomplish its life-long dream of crossing the 985:8:367::advertising any product or service, but simply wish to comment on the site or on 986:0:175::in celebration of Skeptico’s first birthday, and for (what I hope will be) your 986:0:272::are really angels with very real messages for us about when to cross roads. 986:0:297::white male with short cropped hair – here is a picture of the driver. 986:0:316::Freedom of Information Act – aren’t I great?), the officials spent the whole of 986:0:317::the two days just conspiring how to cover up the damaging revelations about how 986:0:340::where the chicken appeared suddenly in the fossil record with no trace of evolutionary 986:0:354::in an unknown way for an unknown reason. Intelligent crossing is a scientific term. 986:0:368::Beauchamp was right: it’s not the mosquito, it’s the terrain; it's not the chicken, 986:0:369::it’s the inhumane battery conditions they’re kept in where they don’t get to run 986:0:401::can only make assumptions as to why chickens cross roads. But given that these 986:0:468::universe and some conscious beings with free will - would cause a chicken to 986:0:492::included in his report did provide a lot of blogging material to handle them 986:0:555:: I thought it was to prove to the possum it could be done... 986:1:105:: NT Chicken: Will cross the road in June. No, August. September for sure. 986:1:112:: C++ Chicken: The chicken wouldnd simply refer to him on the other side. 986:3:110:: MARVIN: The other side is just as dull as this one. Don't talk 986:3:52:: MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the 986:3:55:: FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How 986:4:22:: The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped on the other side. 986:4:37:: The chicken is distributed probabalistically on all sides of the road until you 986:4:40:: Don't you *dare* try to cross the road the same way we do! 986:4:46::as soon as it's finished, assuming he's re-elected and the Republicans don't gut the 986:5:46:: May 14th was National Dance Like a Chicken Day, did you miss it??! 986:7:16:: It crossed the road in style years ago, but it was so quiet 986:7:22:: It's already on both sides of the road. And it just bought the 986:7:39:: If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, the server will 986:7:46:: Can't cluck, can't fly, and can't lay eggs, but you can carry it 986:8:198:: The chicken crossed the road, but why she crossed, Ive not been told! 986:8:209:: Captain James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. 986:8:214:: Dana Scully: I know the chicken crossed the road, but it just doesn't 986:8:218:: Margaret Sanger: No hen can call herself free, or a road-crosser, who does 986:8:230:: Ralph Nader: The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had 986:8:234:: Susan Sontag: A chicken crossing the road is not relevant. What is relevant 986:8:266:: could use a little more feed in the cold winter, during the war. 986:8:267:: Bill Gates: I have just released e-Chicken 2000, which will not only cross 986:8:268:: roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook 986:8:282:: and respected by something; and the common herd will always take the nearest 986:8:284:: Rush Limbaugh: I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll 986:8:286:: out there is already forming a support group to help chickens with crossing-the-road 986:8:289:: real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars, 986:8:292:: Virginia Woolf: I would venture to guess that the anonymous Fowl who crossed 986:8:297:: Buddha: Therefore, on the road there is no chicken, no road, nor perception 986:8:301:: of the road, and that emptiness; gone, gone, gone beyond, gone altogether beyond. 986:8:303:: this moment? And the Great One replied, A chicken, Sariputta. But why, O 986:8:305:: T.S. Eliot: Because chickens will not cease from crossing, and the end of 986:8:308:: H.P. Lovecraft: To escape the crawling horror lurking on this side of the 986:8:309:: road, a nameless and foetid monstrosity that cannot be conceived save in the 986:8:321:: for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious 986:8:324:: John Lennon: Imagine all the chickens / crossing roads in peace. / You 987:0:168::is one year old today! Hard to believe, but my first post, Drivel 987:0:172::visitors, etc etc. You don’t care. Instead, I started thinking about all the 987:0:188::the chicken crossed the road, the skeptics wouldn’t believe it; they would just 987:0:207::because I can’t prove the chicken crossed the road doesn’t mean it didn’t. 987:0:275::farm using the principles of biodynamics, a form of farming in which chickens 987:0:293::the commencement of this project, PSI TECH has worked diligently on the first 987:0:294::objective: to find the chicken. It was determined within the first few hours 987:0:301::remote viewing doesn’t work; we just misinterpreted the data (er, we didn’t see 987:0:306::gathered secretly for a secret meeting at an isolated broiler farm in Norcross, 987:0:308::Control and Prevention (CCDC), the meeting was held at this remote retreat to 987:0:318::salmonella would affect the poultry industry's bottom line. This proves thimerosal causes salmonella. 987:0:331::any one of those irreducibly complex parts is missing the chicken will be 987:0:338::evolution is able to explain small scale changes within species, it has completely 987:0:339::failed to explain the sudden explosion of life forms during the Cambrian Explosion, 987:0:353::unknown supernatural entity made the chicken cross the road at an unknown time 987:0:370::around happily in the sunlight, pecking freely at the ground and crossing roads 987:0:381::chicken awoke to find it was paralyzed and surrounded by aliens that teleported 987:0:387::a chicken who reads maps and travel guides. It watches “Martha Stewart” and 987:0:392::chicken can create its own crossing roads reality just by thinking about it 987:0:417::wrong with asking if the chicken is channeling Ramtha when it crosses the 987:0:431::does Skeptico need to appease his ego by asking for evidence that chickens 987:0:438::use, once, of this single word refutes all of Skeptico’s argumentations and means 987:0:447::for questioning the chicken’s reason for crossing the road, at least in this 987:0:473::terminated the chicken’s road crossing expedition so it can concentrate on the useless 987:0:491::starting to bore people (although the sheer number of howlers that the chicken 987:0:499::be, anyway. Honestly. So here I am, writing my last post on the 987:0:511::have any evidence that the chicken did actually cross the road, please present 987:1:117:: Gopher Chicken: Tried to run, but got flattened by the Web chicken. 987:2:80:: Your friendly neighborhood Spiderman said on Wednesday July 19, 2006 1:01 AM 987:3:101:: GARY LARSON: ``THE OTHER SIDE - Why do you need a reason?'' 987:3:112:: ARTHUR DENT: Why did the chicken cross the road? 42? No, that 987:3:18:: CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone 987:3:47::The chicken `crossed' the black man in order to trample him and keep 987:3:63::doesn't anyone ever think to ask, What the heck was this chicken doing 987:3:65:: FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken 987:3:98:: RMS: The licenses for most roads are designed to take away your 987:4:11:: It doesn't need to cross the road, it just sends a message. 987:4:27:: Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps on running. 987:4:57::Cross The Road? and The Star Trek Version Of Why Did The Chicken 987:6:70:: Do I Love You, Do I Need You, Do I Want You 987:7:25:: It doesn't need to cross the road, it just sends a message. 987:7:36:: The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped on the other 987:7:42:: Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps on running. 987:7:49:: Crosses faster than any other chicken, but if you don't dip it 987:8:202:: wing to the shoulder, showing her tremendous muscular power] I have clucked, 987:8:231:: been polluted by unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the 987:8:238:: have the right to cross any road they want to in Florida. 987:8:244:: Martha Stewart: A properly dressed chicken may cross the road, and thats 987:8:260:: Bill Clinton: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. .. 987:8:263:: here in the great state of New York, and a Yankees fan. 987:8:279:: Condoleezza Rice: That chicken will cross the road only when this government 987:8:294:: Jane Austen: It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single chicken, 987:8:311:: Jerry Falwell: Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you 987:8:364:: Contact us! We no longer have a guestbook because 99.999 percent of 987:8:365::everyone who made an entry was an advertiser of various useless or irritating 987:9:515:: In order to act in good faith and be true to itself, 988:0:144:: Book Review: Ian Stevenson: "Children Who Remember Previous Lives" Part 1 988:0:145:: Book Review: Ian Stevenson: "Children Who Remember Previous Lives" Part 2 988:0:227:: Larry King : Wow! That’s amazing! How does he do it? 988:0:245::Gematria - the ancient Hebrew system of numerology – “Tarnegolet” converts to 988:0:261::to cross roads then you can pass secular programs, like legalization of 988:0:276::are treated with homeopathic remedies rather than antibiotics, and the signs of 988:0:288::American Academy of Poultry has a very cozy relationship with the chicken 988:0:302::the chicken safe on the other side, but we see it now). 988:0:350::consult a book called “Of Chickens and People” in the school library. 988:0:363::Road Crossing Sunday than it otherwise would have had, thus proving God's 988:0:376::modified chicken crossed the road to contaminate the non-GM chickens on the 988:0:402::ancient civilizations saw omens in the flights of birds and sheep’s entrails, 988:0:446::chicken crossed the road is irrelevant to the issue. The only purpose 988:0:453::Diva awards the chicken four tiaras, her highest award, for outstanding effort 988:0:460::is an explanation of how invertebrates evolved the ability to cross roads… 988:0:466::plausible? That “some all powerful conscious being” (but who? oh, who? who 988:0:467::might it be? Colonel Sanders?), powerful enough to “produce” perhaps the entire 988:0:474::Space Station and its new priority of sending chickens to the Moon. 988:0:524:: An what has the chicken itself got to say about this? 988:0:584:: Also, my favourite joke I made up when I was eight: 988:0:609:: The chicken crossed the road to avoid being chelated, didn't it? 988:0:82:: Encyclopedia of Claims, Frauds and Hoaxes of the Occult and Supernatural 988:1:124:: Smalltalk Chicken: It inherits the crossroad:side: method from the Fowl Superclass. 988:3:117:: To cross, or not to cross, that is the question: - 988:3:123::this side of the road, and the chicken's crossing made the entropy 988:3:15:: SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we 988:3:16::were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. 988:3:34::in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal 988:3:36::synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of 988:3:43::and core values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total 988:3:49:: MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens 988:3:50::will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into 988:3:56::many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it? 988:3:57:: RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I 988:3:60::Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive 988:3:62:: JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why 988:3:70:: OLIVER STONE: The question is not, ``Why did the chicken cross 988:3:71::the road?'' Rather, it is, ``Who was crossing the road at the 988:3:80:: RALPH WALDO EMERSON: The chicken did not cross the road... it 988:3:84::obviously didn't see the road until he had already started to cross. 988:4:2:: Will cross the road in June. No, August. September for sure. 988:4:45:: Waiting for completion of NCI (Nation Chicken-crossing Infrastructure) and will cross 988:4:56:: Want more chicken? 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(Of course, those are chicklets) 988:7:50:: in liquid nitrogen first, it arrives on the other side fully 988:7:54:: road until you observe it on the side of your course. 988:7:58:: No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to cross the 988:7:62:: and will cross as soon as it's finished, assuming he's re-elected 988:8:105:: This section is currently being updated. The world is not static, 988:8:107:: "Rheophilia" means "love of the Flow," and describes the proper relationship 988:8:116:: Check out a few of the great designs in our e-store! 988:8:221:: Mary Shelley: To build a perfect chicken from the discarded entrails 988:8:242:: to secure to themselves their sacred right to cross the road. 988:8:264:: Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. 988:8:265:: Louisa May Alcott: Because Marmee thought the chickens across the road 988:8:366::products or services (penis enlargers, prescription drugs, etc.). If you are NOT 988:8:80:: This is a logic puzzle: Can you get all the disks 988:8:96:: The Wisdom Dude writes these essays for the amusement and edification 988:9:146:: It may very well have been one of the most astonishing 988:9:180:: with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner 988:9:243:: his or her own way. Crossing the road is a spiritual 988:9:268:: road. We just want to know if the chicken is on 988:9:269:: our side of the road or not. The chicken is either 988:9:270:: with us or it is against us. There is no middle 988:9:280:: I fight for the chickens and I am fighting for the 988:9:281:: chickens right now. I will not give up on the chickens 988:9:30:: Why would he be one a road, I thought chickens lived 988:9:34:: There was free beer on the other side of the road. 988:9:392:: I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I 988:9:399:: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How 988:9:408:: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do 988:9:412:: I did ask Vernon Jordan to find the chicken a job 988:9:450:: I don't care. Catch it. I need its eggs to make 988:9:486:: The chicken was acting out of a sense of duty to 988:9:497:: that he was crossing the road of his own free will, 988:9:510:: in such a fashion that it would tend to cross roads, 988:9:522:: It didn't. I was playing golf with it at the time. 988:9:543:: bird may have to offer, or at least to ruffle his 988:9:81:: I don't know, but I swear I didn't bet on it. 988:9:91:: can simply plug in to the $4000 iCoop to produce additional 988:9:98:: which can be found in nearly every US state. If your 989:0:102:: ebm-first : What Alternative Health Practitioners Might Not Tell You 989:0:213::showing me feathers. Wings. A beak. Do you know an eagle? 989:0:285::where the tidal waves could not reach (quantum mechanics quantum mechanics). 989:0:289::industry. Most speakers in the crossing roads controversy are paid consultants 989:0:305::June 2000, a group of top government veterinarians and poultry officials 989:0:315::following out of context quotes from the transcripts (obtained under the 989:0:333::a chicken, then, absent compelling evidence to the contrary, it's an 989:0:335::are molecular machines, literally outboard motors. Look at Mount Rushmore… (Continued) 989:0:342::can’t explain precisely how this particular chicken crossed this precise road 989:0:378::cross roads at will without ever being hit by a truck. 989:0:445::Fallacy/Propaganda Tactic: Changing the subject / Red herring: the reason the 989:0:478::by the Near Infrared Camera and Multi-Object Spectrometer (NICMOS) on the 989:0:538:: We really need to be able to laugh at ourselves. 989:0:604:: To prove to the racoon that it could be done. 989:1:104:: How Does the Chicken Cross the Road? September 15th, 2005 989:1:111:: C Chicken: It crosses the road without looking both ways. 989:1:91:: SEO and Dagon Design Sitemap Generator by Aleister WP2 (120) 989:2:69:: chikeneye joe said on Sunday July 9, 2006 8:11 PM 989:2:77:: irish chick said on Friday July 14, 2006 2:44 PM 989:2:91:: Learn the unfunny truth about scientology and Nick Hodges . 989:3:114:: GOETHE: Es irrt das Huhn, solang es die Strae bergeht. 989:3:11:: ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads. 989:3:20:: HIPPOCRATES: Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas. 989:3:35::knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to 989:3:46:: LOUIS FARRAKHAN: The road, you see, represents the black man. 989:3:53::chicken, ``Thou shalt cross the road.'' And the chicken crossed the 989:3:59:: MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. 989:3:68::cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and 989:3:72::sametime, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken 989:3:75::naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically 989:3:77:: EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road 989:3:99::chicken's freedom to cross it. By contrast, the GALLUS Road Public 989:4:29:: Tried to run, but got flattened by the Web chicken. 989:5:40:: Submit your own fowl jokes for a chance to have 989:5:91:: Anyone abusing the site will be in big clucking trouble! 989:6:1675:: Don't Let The Stars Get In Your Eyes [live vers.] 989:6:696:: Don't Ask Me No Questions (I'll Tell You No Lies)[instr.] 989:7:19:: You see different colored feathers while it crosses, but cook 989:7:44:: Tried to run, but got flattened by the Web chicken. 989:7:53:: The chicken is distributed probabalistically on all sides of the 989:8:106:: like a big machine; everything is change, discovery, growth, transformation. 989:8:217:: to cross roads without having their motives called into question. 989:8:277:: the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing. 989:8:280:: decides that rgime change is in its long-term strategic interest. 989:8:281:: Mary Wollstonecraft: Poultry, including every description, wish to be loved 989:8:291:: took from you to build roads for chickens to cross. 989:8:316:: the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like the 989:8:379::print(crleft + "Jerry A. Merchant and Mary W. Matthews" + crright) 989:9:110:: It was the logical next step after coming down from 989:9:115:: in such a way that they are now genetically disposed 989:9:119:: There is no such chicken trying to cross the road, 989:9:123:: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said 989:9:142:: Because of an excess of light pink gooey stuff in 989:9:158:: The Air Force was only too happy to provide the 989:9:166:: Because the road was black and the chicken was white. 989:9:177:: has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, 989:9:203:: in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage 989:9:241:: I believe that every chicken has the right to worship 989:9:259:: Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find 989:9:25:: and I would shoot the chicken in the buttocks everyday 989:9:287:: only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important 989:9:292:: No one called to warn me which way that chicken 989:9:308:: I envision a world where all chickens will be free 989:9:313:: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed 989:9:330:: on other side of the road because it was crushed 989:9:337:: create the need for these roads and then lures chickens 989:9:344:: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't 989:9:353:: I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but 989:9:354:: I'll bet it was getting a government grant to cross 989:9:355:: the road, and I'll bet someone out there is already 989:9:359:: the road paid for by their tax dollars, and when 989:9:366:: you people see the plain truth in front of your 989:9:368:: That's what they call it -- the other side. Yes, 989:9:369:: my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat 989:9:370:: that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we 989:9:379:: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. 989:9:387:: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were 989:9:393:: will defend to the death its right to do it. 989:9:411:: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. However, 989:9:416:: And God came down from the heavens, and He said 989:9:422:: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the 989:9:430:: The fact that you are at all concerned that the 989:9:435:: Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find 989:9:439:: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the 989:9:446:: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken 989:9:474:: the road at the same time whom we overlooked in 989:9:504:: Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the 989:9:50:: of the road because it was important for the country 989:9:525:: I intend to prove that the chicken crossed the road 989:9:526:: at the behest of the president of the United States 989:9:530:: trying to cover up. As a result, the chicken is 989:9:533:: the rule of law. For that reason, my staff intends 989:9:536:: the chicken will not be permitted to reach the other 989:9:56:: causing the chicken to cross after it, but at the 989:9:62:: To cross or not to cross, that is the question. 989:9:65:: Since the chicken does not really exist it was only 989:9:71:: I was not aware of the chicken's crossing the road 989:9:72:: or of any accounting tricks used by Enron to disguise 989:9:77:: but I believe that the chicken should not get to 990:0:176::Friday amusement, I present the various answers to the question… 990:0:198::appoint that invisible chickens that cross invisible roads don’t exist. 990:0:249::3. So God put it in the DNA of chickens 990:0:262::narcotics, euthanasia, abortion at will and compulsory gay marriage for 990:0:290::to the chicken industry; this means their conclusions are wrong. 990:0:349::to investigate the alternative theory of “intelligent crossing”, you should 990:0:389::has a sleep-paralysis experience. It doesn’t mean it really happened. 990:0:412::no longer the sole custodian of why chickens cross roads. 990:0:498::to be about. Once I get to it it will 990:0:530:: Brilliant, I especially liked the ones at the end. 990:0:645:: Darn, I forgot to finish typing in my URL. 990:0:654:: Funny. Good pick, Fhnu. (Link made for easy clicking.) 990:0:674:: By the way, dead on parody of Orac! 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The chicken was 990:3:25::Consulting ,in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the 990:3:29::capital and experiences to align the chicken's people, processes and 990:3:30::technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program 990:3:32::cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with Anderson 990:3:33::consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage 990:3:39::cross-median processes. 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An historic, 990:9:170:: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. 990:9:175:: So that its subjects will view it with admiration, 990:9:179:: for whom among them has the strength to contend 990:9:184:: Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was 990:9:198:: in support of its overall strategy within a Program 990:9:205:: explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each 990:9:206:: other in order to achieve the implicit goals of 990:9:223:: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated. 990:9:234:: wanted to. Chickens don't want to cross the road. 990:9:236:: help crossing the road. In fact, I'm not interested 990:9:245:: chicken should be denied the right to cross the 990:9:24:: The chicken was juiced up on steroids! Mark McGwire 990:9:255:: That's one small step for Chicken, one giant leap 990:9:263:: Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment 990:9:267:: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the 990:9:274:: I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, 990:9:282:: crossing the road! I will fight for the chickens 990:9:286:: I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not 990:9:294:: standing order at the farmer's market to sell my 990:9:295:: eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. 990:9:314:: the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed 990:9:315:: the road, and that was good enough for us. 990:9:318:: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will 990:9:322:: experienced a serious case of molting and went on 990:9:327:: The chicken's habitat on the original side of the 990:9:329:: greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat 990:9:333:: Chickens are misled into believing there is a road 990:9:339:: there is an advantage to crossing them. 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Could you define chicken, please? 990:9:418:: And the chicken crossed the road, and there was 990:9:426:: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road 990:9:427:: crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference. 990:9:43:: what the (censored) he was doin crossin a (censored) 990:9:44:: alley in (censored) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censored) 990:9:460:: The road, you will see, represents the black man. 990:9:465:: Because he was exercising his natural right to liberty. 990:9:472:: The question is not Why did the chicken cross 990:9:492:: That depends on which plane of reality the chicken 990:9:509:: its sensorium from birth, had caused it to develop 990:9:511:: even while believing these actions to be of its 990:9:516:: the chicken found it necessary to cross the road. 990:9:527:: of America, in an effort to distract law enforcement 990:9:537:: side of the road, until our investigation and any 990:9:54:: The duck suggested to the chicken that they play 990:9:55:: follow the leader then the duck crossed the road 990:9:58:: for every action there is an equal and opposite 990:9:66:: an illusion that the chicken crossed the road. 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They 991:9:253:: To go where no chicken has gone before. 991:9:26:: after baseball practice. 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I only recorded the chicken's crossing 991:9:51:: to know what was going on Pennsylvania Ave. 991:9:528:: officials and the American public from the criminal 991:9:531:: just another pawn in the president's ongoing and 991:9:540:: Blumenthal has leaked information to the Rev. Jerry 991:9:541:: Falwell, alleging the chicken to be homosexual in 991:9:542:: an effort to discredit any useful testimony the 991:9:57:: same time holding up traffic, thus proving that 991:9:88:: Because of the brand-new iChicken- a portable device 991:9:89:: that crosses roads, lays eggs, gives wakeup calls 991:9:95:: for an additional $50/month fee, however the optional 991:9:99:: iChicken develops a disease or stops working, you 992:0:149:: Add me to your TypePad People list 992:0:166:: Why did the chicken cross the road? 992:0:177:: Why did the chicken cross the road? 992:0:181::claims. It is now 225 weeks since the 992:0:241::The Chicken the Eagle, France the three brothers. 992:0:280::a chicken; it was a shape shifting lizard. 992:0:300::it crossed the road safely. It isn’t that 992:0:307::Ga. Convened by the Centers for Chicken Disease 992:0:348::which there is no evidence. If you wish 992:0:448::case, is to distract people from the issue. 992:0:449:: And now, some of my fellow skeptical 992:0:454::at crossing roads on behalf of autistics everywhere. 992:0:509::question you will first need to demonstrate if 992:0:510::the chicken crossed the road. So if you 992:0:554:: Why did the Chicken cross the road 992:0:605::(You never see chicken carcasses on the road.) 992:0:621:: Bronze Dog - your wish is granted. 992:0:693:: The comments to this entry are closed. 992:0:712:: Big Al on Abducted by aliens? Sue! 992:1:110:: Assembler Chicken: First it builds the road 992:1:126:: Lisp Chicken: It only crosses parenthetical roads. 992:2:20:: Whehehe... This is excellent! And so true... 992:2:39:: I learned this by heart, fantastic stuff. 992:3:0:: Why did the chicken cross the road? 992:3:104:: I sent my Chicken across the Road, 992:3:105:: Some Letter of that Other-side to download: 992:3:115:: HARI SELDON: It's part of the Plan. 992:3:119:: The slings and arrows of outrageous side; 992:3:12:: KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability. 992:3:24::competencies required for the newly competitive market. Andersen 992:3:26::chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and 992:3:27::implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), 992:3:38::enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry 992:3:44::business integration solution. Andersen Consulting helped the chicken 992:3:58::repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road. 992:3:66::crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. 992:3:82:: ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain. 992:3:88::component towards the other side of the road. 992:3:91:: MATHEMATICIAN: Because of the intermediate values theorem. 992:4:38::observe it on the side of your choice. 992:4:52:: VARYING STEPS FROM 1 BY 1 UNTIL 992:5:0:: WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? 992:5:1:: (besides to get to the other side!) 992:5:54:: A: She wanted to stretch her legs. 992:5:56:: A: She was afraid someone would caesar! 992:6:1068:: Don't Count Your Chickens Before They Hatch 992:6:1221:: Don't Do This And Don't Do That 992:6:1291:: Don't Ever Take Your Love From Me 992:6:1295:: Don't Ever Take Your Love From Me 992:6:1299:: Don't Ever Think (You Can't Forget Her) 992:6:1390:: Don't Hurt Him Like You Hurt Me 992:6:158:: Do Nothing Till You Hear From Me 992:6:1591:: Don't Let Me Cross Over [vers. 1] 992:6:1595:: Don't Let Me Cross Over [vers. 2] 992:6:1633:: Don't Let Me Treat You That Way 992:6:1678:: Don't Let The Sun Catch You Crying 992:6:1755:: Don't Make Me Cry (I Love You) 992:6:1827:: Dont [!!] Monkey With My Widder [!!] 992:6:1894:: Don't Put No Headstone On My Grave 992:6:1909:: Don't Put Your Heart In His Hand 992:6:1974:: Don't Start Courtin' In A Hot Rod 992:6:19:: Do Bee Do Bee Wha [rechan. vers.] 992:6:2179:: Don't Try To Get Away (From Me) 992:6:2229:: (Don't Want No) Blonds, Brunettes Or Redheads 992:6:2307:: Don't You Hear Me Calling - Baby 992:6:2613:: Down At Miami (By The Beautiful Sea) 992:6:264:: Do You Love, Do You Love Me 992:6:2681:: Down Heart Break Trail (Over Teardrop Mt.) 992:6:2705:: Down In The Holler Where Sally Lives 992:6:303:: Do You Take Me For A Fool 992:6:307:: Do You Take Me For A Fool 992:6:367:: Does A Chinese Chicken Have A Pigtail 992:6:66:: Do I Love You? ('Deed I Do) 992:6:978:: Don't Call Me Baby, I'll Call You 992:7:12:: How does a chicken cross the road? 992:7:47:: across the road in your pocket ! 992:7:63:: and the Republicans don't gut the program. 992:7:68:: VARYING STEPS FROM 1 BY 1 UNTIL 992:7:7::Subject: How does a chicken cross the road? 992:8:113:: (not Halliburton and other wealthy corporations!) to 992:8:118:: A few selected quotations from the Qur'an 992:8:136:: Some of Our Favorite Links (to come) 992:8:196:: Why DID the Chicken Cross the Road? 992:8:213:: have to cross before you believe it? 992:8:219:: not own and control her own feathers. 992:8:220:: Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain. 992:8:227:: us. There is no middle ground here. 992:8:243:: Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability. 992:8:251:: Once I was as blest as you; 992:8:255:: Still shalt see the cock I love; 992:8:283:: road to the completion of their wishes. 992:8:44:: Why DID the Chicken Cross the Road? 992:8:91:: The Difference Between Male & Female Orgasms 992:9:163:: The eternal hen-principle made it do it. 992:9:186:: dominant market position. The chicken was faced 992:9:188:: challenges to create and develop the competencies 992:9:189:: required for the newly competitive market. Andersen 992:9:191:: relationship with the client, helped the chicken 992:9:194:: processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), 992:9:196:: knowledge, capital and experiences to align the 992:9:201:: chickens along with Anderson consultants with deep 992:9:202:: skills in the transportation industry to engage 992:9:204:: their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and 992:9:208:: an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum 992:9:209:: of poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was 992:9:211:: an impact environment which was strategically based, 992:9:213:: consistent, clear, and unified market message and 992:9:289:: Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken. 992:9:300:: Did he cross it with a toad? 992:9:331:: by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV. 992:9:335:: makers. Chickens aren't ignorant, but our society 992:9:358:: this can real Americans take? Chickens crossing 992:9:367:: face? The chicken was going to the 992:9:372:: that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly 992:9:431:: chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying 992:9:456:: at this historical juncture, and, therefore, synchronicitously 992:9:475:: our haste to observe the chicken crossing? 992:9:480:: That is only for God to know. 992:9:484:: the road of his own free will. 992:9:508:: Because the external influences, which had pervaded 992:9:519:: Because it could not stop for death. 992:9:529:: wrongdoing our highest elected official has been 992:9:532:: elaborate scheme to obstruct justice and undermine 992:9:534:: to offer the chicken unconditional immunity provided 992:9:535:: he cooperates fully with our investigation. Furthermore, 992:9:539:: completed. (We also are investigating whether Sid 992:9:84:: All chickens should peacefully resist by crossing 992:9:90:: and provides dinner, automatically. This amazing device 992:9:92:: iChickens and recharge existing iChickens, or plug 992:9:97:: iChickens are only available from authorized iDealers, 993:0:105:: Defender's Guide to Science and Creationism 993:0:112:: American Council on Science and Health 993:0:148:: Click here for the full list 993:0:174::old question of this post’s title. So, 993:0:210::you have somebody who is a “C”? 993:0:224:: Caller : I know a chicken 993:0:24:: The little black duck's quackometer blog 993:0:252::baker’s dozen is 13. The next Fibonacci 993:0:268::Him. And don’t wonder why He hasn’t 993:0:277::the zodiac determine when to cross roads. 993:0:313::say “secret”? Does it sound like a 993:0:388::other cookery programs. Then one night it 993:0:413:: Now for some commenters on this 993:0:427::too. If you don’t immediately tell me 993:0:463::why indeed? It was suggested that the 993:0:493::properly). So I’m not going to write 993:0:497::rebuttal. That’s what this post is going 993:0:507::question is not, why did the chicken 993:0:508::cross the road? Before I answer that 993:0:523:: February 02, 2006 at 10:25 PM 993:0:529:: February 03, 2006 at 03:51 AM 993:0:533:: February 03, 2006 at 06:37 AM 993:0:537:: February 03, 2006 at 08:27 AM 993:0:53:: Chronicles of a Medical Mad House 993:0:542:: February 03, 2006 at 08:41 AM 993:0:547:: February 03, 2006 at 08:57 AM 993:0:550:: To get to the same side. 993:0:553:: February 03, 2006 at 09:03 AM 993:0:558:: February 03, 2006 at 09:08 AM 993:0:562:: February 03, 2006 at 09:14 AM 993:0:570:: February 03, 2006 at 11:48 AM 993:0:574:: February 03, 2006 at 12:01 PM 993:0:575:: Congratulations, this is a real gem! 993:0:578:: February 03, 2006 at 01:00 PM 993:0:579:: Congratulations, this is a real gem! 993:0:582:: February 03, 2006 at 01:00 PM 993:0:591:: February 03, 2006 at 01:08 PM 993:0:597:: February 03, 2006 at 02:32 PM 993:0:603:: February 03, 2006 at 03:33 PM 993:0:608:: February 03, 2006 at 03:39 PM 993:0:616:: February 03, 2006 at 08:53 PM 993:0:620:: February 04, 2006 at 07:39 AM 993:0:622:: Careful what you wish for. ;-) 993:0:625:: February 04, 2006 at 12:07 PM 993:0:629:: February 04, 2006 at 01:46 PM 993:0:633:: February 04, 2006 at 04:23 PM 993:0:639:: February 04, 2006 at 05:27 PM 993:0:644:: February 04, 2006 at 07:21 PM 993:0:648:: February 04, 2006 at 07:21 PM 993:0:653:: February 05, 2006 at 10:14 AM 993:0:657:: February 05, 2006 at 10:19 AM 993:0:663:: February 05, 2006 at 02:54 PM 993:0:668:: February 05, 2006 at 02:56 PM 993:0:677:: February 10, 2006 at 11:36 AM 993:0:678:: May I offer the following additions: 993:0:685:: February 16, 2006 at 07:06 AM 993:0:692:: February 20, 2006 at 02:50 AM 993:0:713:: Alex on Abducted by aliens? Sue! 993:1:125:: Forth Chicken: road cross chicken dup 993:1:89:: A List of Onomatopoeia Words (159) 993:2:9::Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? 993:3:31::Management framework. Andersen Consulting convened a diverse 993:3:37::delivering and successfully architecting and implementing an 993:3:64::walking around all over the place, anyway? 993:3:94:: C PROGRAMMER: cross_road() was called from 993:4:13:: First it builds the road ... 993:4:25::other side. (Of course, those are chicklets) 993:5:35:: click here to visit our sponsor 993:5:45:: Ask the chicken to do something! 993:5:47:: Cluck Here For Chicken Dance Instructions 993:5:50:: A: There was a car coming. 993:5:73:: Just press CTRL+D on your keyboard. 993:5:74:: Yokes Of The Month Mailing List 993:5:88:: click here to visit our sponsor 993:6:1004:: Don't Cha [!!] Baby My Baby 993:6:1030:: Don't Come Cryin' At My Door 993:6:1053:: Don't Come Knocking On My Door 993:6:1099:: Don't Cry For You I Love 993:6:1103:: Don't Cry, For You I Love 993:6:1146:: Don't Dance With Another But Me 993:6:1378:: Don't Hang Your Shame On Me 993:6:142:: Do Me Like You Do Me 993:6:1454:: Don't Knock What You Don't Understand 993:6:154:: Do Me No Wrong [rechan. vers.] 993:6:1577:: Don't Let It Happen (To You) 993:6:1581:: Don't Let Love Break Your Heart 993:6:1641:: Don't Let Our Love Go Wrong 993:6:1690:: Don't Let Them Tear Us Apart 993:6:1693:: Don't Let These Words Be True 993:6:1697:: Don't Let Your Love Grow Cold 993:6:1700:: Don't Let Your Sweet Love Die 993:6:1791:: Don't Make My Poor Heart Weep 993:6:180:: Do The Chicken (Dance With You) 993:6:1811:: Don't Mention My Name [alt. vers.] 993:6:1847:: Don't Need Your Lovin [!!] Baby 993:6:1859:: Don't Play Around (With My Heart) 993:6:1886:: Don't Push Me (Let Me Fall) 993:6:1898:: Don't Put The Blame On Me 993:6:1902:: Don't Put The Blame On Me 993:6:1978:: Don't Stay Home With The Blues 993:6:2000:: Don't Stop (Kissing Me Goodnight) [!!] 993:6:2003:: Don't Stop Me From Loving You 993:6:2021:: Don't Sweep That Dirt On Me 993:6:2048:: Don't Take My Love For Granted 993:6:2056:: Don't Take Your Love From Me 993:6:2106:: Don't Tell Me Your [!!] Sorry 993:6:215:: Do What I Do [alt. vers.] 993:6:222:: Do What You Did [stereo vers.] 993:6:2280:: Don't You Dare Let Me Down 993:6:2288:: Don't You Get Under My Feet 993:6:2295:: Don't You Hear Me Calling, Baby 993:6:2299:: Don't You Hear Me Calling, Baby 993:6:2303:: Don't You Hear Me Calling, Baby 993:6:230:: Do You Ever Think Of Me 993:6:2352:: Don't You Know (Don't You Know) 993:6:2356:: Don't You Know I Love You 993:6:2360:: Don't You Know (I Love You) 993:6:2364:: Don't You Know I Love You 993:6:2372:: Don't You Know (What's The Reason) 993:6:2376:: Don't You Lock Your Daddy Out 993:6:2523:: Double Shot (Of My Baby's Love) 993:6:2640:: Down By The Old Mill Stream 993:6:2667:: Down By The Riverside [alt. vers.] 993:6:2671:: Down By The Riverside [stereo vers.] 993:6:2726:: Down On The Corner Of Love 993:6:2817:: Down The Rolley Rink [vers. 1] 993:6:2820:: Down The Rolley Rink [vers. 2] 993:6:284:: Do You Mean What You Say? 993:6:318:: Do You Think I Could Forget 993:6:321:: Do You Think We'll Make It 993:6:328:: Do You Wanna Dance? [live vers.] 993:6:335:: Do You Want To Go Steady 993:6:34:: Do Die, Do Die, Do Die 993:6:363:: Does A Cat Have A Tail? 993:6:374:: Dog-gone It Baby, I'm In Love 993:6:413:: Doggone It Baby [alt. vers. 1] 993:6:416:: Doggone It Baby [alt. vers. 2] 993:6:419:: Doggone It Baby, I'm In Love 993:6:58:: Do I Have To Be There 993:6:700:: Don't Ask Me To Be Friends 993:6:719:: Don't Be A Fool For Love 993:6:730:: Don't Be Afraid Of The Moonlight 993:6:737:: Don't Be Ashamed If You Cry 993:6:78:: Do I Worry (Yes I Do) 993:6:81:: Do I Worry (Yes I Do) 993:6:857:: Don't Be Runnin' Wild (Problem Child) 993:6:876:: Don't Be That Way [vers. 1] 993:6:880:: Don't Be That Way [vers. 2] 993:6:910:: Don't Blame It On The Girl 993:6:918:: Don't Blame Me For Cryin [!!] 993:6:942:: Don't Bother To Tell Me Goodbye 993:6:948:: Don't Break Your Promise To Me 993:6:982:: Don't Call Me, I Call You 993:6:993:: Don't Cast Your Spell On Me 993:6:997:: Don't Cause Me To Hate You 993:7:27:: First it builds the road ... 993:7:32:: to him on the other side. 993:7:5::Date: Mon, 18 Nov 96 12:49:40 -0800 993:8:235:: is the critique of the crossing. 993:8:256:: Join him to the Chicken band, 993:8:257:: Guide his Soul across the road. 993:8:259:: road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. 993:8:46:: Cows Explain Geopolitics and Big Business 993:8:51:: How to Fly, by Douglas Adams 993:8:58:: Where the United States Went Wrong 993:8:72:: The Hermeneutics of the Stop Sign 993:8:90:: The Day of the Week calculator 993:9:159:: transportation, so quite understandably the chicken 993:9:181:: is the princely chicken's dominion maintained 993:9:207:: delivering and successfully architecting and implementing 993:9:215:: chickens mission, vision, and core values. 993:9:246:: road in his or her own 993:9:283:: and I will not disappoint them 993:9:299:: Did the chicken cross the road? 993:9:301:: Yes, the chicken crossed the road, 993:9:305:: To die. In the rain. Alone. 993:9:324:: life-long dream of crossing the road. 993:9:328:: road had been pollutedby unchecked industrialist 993:9:38:: to get... to...the jello pudding pops. 993:9:440:: chicken did not cross the road. 993:9:443:: I have never known any chickens. 993:9:455:: necessitated that individual chickens cross roads 993:9:488:: chickens have traditionally crossed roads throughout 993:9:68:: the chicken that crossed the road. 993:9:94:: into iFood. iFood-to-Regular Food converters sell 993:9:96:: iFood-to-FoodXP converter is still in development. 994:0:100:: National Council Against Health Fraud 994:0:107:: National Center for Science Education 994:0:116:: Periodic Table - Flash Version 994:0:126:: Cult Information from Rick Ross 994:0:133:: Fundies Say the Darndest Things! 994:0:139:: Society for DNA Free Food 994:0:150:: Subscribe to this blog's feed 994:0:1::Critical thinking for an irrational world 994:0:239::Great beasts howl through the night 994:0:299::WE SAY DECEASED? Nooooooooooo, we meant 994:0:309::ensure complete secrecy. All of the 994:0:33:: A Few Things Ill Considered 994:0:34:: Adventures in Ethics and Science 994:0:390:: Ramtha channeled by JZ Knight 994:0:3:: A Photon in the Darkness 994:0:407::have to do the research yourself. 994:0:418::road? Did gravity exist before Newton 994:0:465::all? Does it seem even remotely 994:0:480::really cool. I love this stuff. 994:0:49:: Left Brain / Right Brain 994:0:4:: Anne's Anti-Quackery & Science Blog 994:0:501::going to be good. Here goes. 994:0:513:: Sorry to those I missed 994:0:516:: Ooo! Do me! Do me! 994:0:548:: Oldie for you math-oriented people: 994:0:594:: Great post, by the way! 994:0:720:: Tom Foss on Iran Punked 994:0:734:: Robert F. Kennedy's autism conspiracy-mongering 994:0:738:: SETI, archeology and other sciences 994:0:86:: Logical Fallacies - another list 994:1:97:: WP Page and Trackback (79) 994:2:18:: Hahahah. Thats great stuff. :D 994:2:28:: itll take awile to memorize 994:3:10:: PLATO: For the greater good. 994:3:121:: And by crossing end them? 994:3:134::Last modified: $Date: 1999/03/27 19:55:23 $ 994:3:54::road, and there was much rejoicing. 994:3:96:: C++ PROGRAMMER: CrossRoad() was called 994:4:63:: Humor on the Internet , 994:5:11:: CHICKEN JOKE CAT EGG ORIES 994:5:48:: "Fowlest Jokes Of The Month" 994:5:71:: Tell a Friend! about us. 994:5:90:: Whydidthechickencrosstheroad.com is copyright Domain-it! 1999-2005. 994:6:1001:: Don't 'Cha Baby My Baby 994:6:1011:: 1960/Dec. 5 Bb pop rev. 994:6:1018:: Don't Cha Know [alt. vers.] 994:6:1025:: 1957/Dec. 16 Bb pop rev. 994:6:1033:: 1962/Apr. 28 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:1034:: Don't Come Cryin' To Me 994:6:1037:: 1958/Apr. 21 Bb pop rev. 994:6:1038:: Don't Come Cryin' [vers. 1] 994:6:1042:: Don't Come Cryin' [vers. 2] 994:6:104:: 1960/May 9 Bb pop rev. 994:6:1057:: Don't Conceal Your Wedding Ring 994:6:1060:: 1960/Feb. 8 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:1071:: 1965 or later (mx est.) 994:6:1098:: 1959/Oct. or later (Bb est.) 994:6:1102:: 1957/Apr. 6 Bb pop rev. 994:6:1113:: 1958/Oct. 20 Bb pop rev. 994:6:1117:: 1960/Feb. 8 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:1121:: 1955/Feb. 26 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:1125:: 1959/Sept. 7 Bb pop rev. 994:6:1126:: Don't Cry My Shoulder Away 994:6:1129:: 1956/Dec. 8 Bb pop rev. 994:6:1137:: 1957/Nov. 11 Bb pop rev. 994:6:1149:: 1961/Nov. 13 Bb pop rev. 994:6:1153:: 1961/May 22 Bb pop rev. 994:6:1160:: 1955/Aug. 13 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:1164:: 1959/Sept. 21 Bb pop rev. 994:6:1171:: 1960/Oct. 3 Bb pop rev. 994:6:1175:: 1963/Feb. 9 Bb pop rev. 994:6:1183:: 1960/Mar. 21 Bb pop rev. 994:6:1190:: 1959/Mar. 9 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:1194:: Don't Do Me This Way 994:6:1198:: Don't Do Me This Way 994:6:119:: 1957/Aug. 5 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:1201:: 1957/Nov. 18 Bb pop rev. 994:6:1202:: Don't Do Me This Way 994:6:1206:: Don't Do Me This Way! 994:6:1209:: 1957/Nov. 4 Bb pop rev. 994:6:1213:: 1959/May 18 Bb pop rev. 994:6:1228:: 1953/Oct. 31 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:123:: Do It To Me Tonight 994:6:1240:: 1961/Aug. 28 Bb pop rev. 994:6:1244:: 1954/May 1 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:1248:: 1962/Apr. 28 Bb pop rev. 994:6:1253:: Don't Ever Change [stereo vers.] 994:6:1264:: 1959/June 8 Bb pop rev. 994:6:126:: Do It To Them First 994:6:1276:: Don't Ever Leave Me Again 994:6:1280:: Don't Ever Let Me Go 994:6:1283:: 1958/Oct. 27 Bb pop rev. 994:6:1284:: Don't Ever Let Me Know 994:6:1294:: 1959/June 8 Bb pop rev. 994:6:1298:: 1959/Aug. 10 Bb pop rev. 994:6:1305:: 1956/May 26 Bb pop rev. 994:6:1315:: 1961/Aug. 7 Bb pop rev. 994:6:1323:: 1959/June 1 Bb pop rev. 994:6:1324:: Don't Gamble With My Heart 994:6:1327:: 1957/June 24 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:1328:: Don't Gamble With My Heart 994:6:1332:: Don't Get Around Much Anymore 994:6:1335:: 1964/Apr. 11 Bb hot rev. 994:6:1339:: 1958/May 19 Bb pop rev. 994:6:1343:: 1962/Mar. 31 Bb pop rev. 994:6:1351:: Don't Go Baby (Don't Go) 994:6:1355:: Dont' Go Baby (Don't Go) 994:6:1370:: 1960 or later (BMI est.) 994:6:1371:: Don't Hang Around Me Anymore 994:6:1374:: 1959/Apr. 6 Bb pop rev. 994:6:137:: 1957/Nov. 25 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:1386:: Don't Hurt A Good Thing 994:6:1394:: Don't Hurt Me No More 994:6:1404:: 1970 or later (BMI est.) 994:6:1408:: 1961/Jan. 30 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:1412:: 1963/Mar. 2 Bb pop rev. 994:6:1420:: 1959/Aug. 24 Bb pop rev. 994:6:1424:: 1957/Apr. 13 Bb pop rev. 994:6:1428:: Don't Knock It [vers. 1] 994:6:1431:: Don't Knock It [vers. 2] 994:6:1438:: Don't Knock On My Door 994:6:1445:: 1962/Mar. 3 Bb pop rev. 994:6:1449:: 1956/Dec. 1 Bb pop rev. 994:6:1453:: 1962/Mar. or later (Bb est.) 994:6:1457:: 1965 or later (Bb est.) 994:6:1458:: Don't Know What To Do 994:6:145:: 1956 ( Sun Rec. ) 994:6:1461:: 1962/Aug. 4 Bb pop rev. 994:6:1465:: 1957/Jan. 26 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:1473:: 1965/Jan. 23 Bb hot rev. 994:6:1477:: 1959/Apr. 27 Bb pop rev. 994:6:1481:: 1962/Mar. 24 Bb pop rev. 994:6:1494:: Top Rank Int. RA 2051 994:6:1496:: Don't Leave Me Like This 994:6:1503:: 1959/Apr. 6 Bb pop rev. 994:6:1518:: Don't Leave Me This Way 994:6:1521:: 1958/June 23 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:1522:: Don't Leave Me This Way 994:6:1539:: 1960/Aug. 29 Bb pop rev. 994:6:1562:: Don't Let Go [stereo vers.] 994:6:1566:: Don't Let Go [stereo vers.] 994:6:1569:: Don't Let Go [stereo vers.] 994:6:1573:: Don't Let It Bother You 994:6:1580:: 1961/Apr. 24 Bb pop rev. 994:6:1584:: 1961/Jan. 16 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:1605:: 1960/July 25 Bb pop rev. 994:6:1613:: 1960/Feb. 22 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:1617:: 1958/Nov. 3 Bb r&b rev. 994:6:1622:: Don't Let Me Hang Around 994:6:1628:: 1955/Oct. 29 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:1632:: 1962/Apr. 14 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:1663:: 1960 ( Sun Rec. ) 994:6:1667:: 1952/Sept. 13 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:1674:: 1952/Sept. 27 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:1689:: 1958/Oct. 6 Bb pop rev. 994:6:1696:: 1960/Aug. 22 Bb pop rev. 994:6:169:: 1958/Aug. 11 Bb pop rev. 994:6:16:: Do Bee Do Bee Wha 994:6:1703:: 1959/Aug. 10 Bb pop rev. 994:6:1707:: 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1961/Nov. 27 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:1843:: Don't Need Your Lovin' Baby 994:6:1850:: 1957/May 27 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:1854:: 1958/July 7 Bb pop rev. 994:6:1858:: 1958/June 2 Bb pop rev. 994:6:1862:: 1959/Jan. 26 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:187:: 1965/Feb. 20 Bb pop rev. 994:6:1881:: 1959/Apr. 20 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:1889:: 1956/Mar. 24 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:1890:: Don't Push Me Too Far 994:6:1893:: 1956/Dec. 8 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:1897:: 1962 ( Sun Rec. ) 994:6:1901:: 1955/Nov. 26 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:1905:: 1957/Oct. 28 Bb pop rev. 994:6:1916:: 1957/Nov. 25 Bb pop rev. 994:6:1920:: 1958/Jan. 27 Bb pop rev. 994:6:1946:: 1957/May 13 Bb pop rev. 994:6:1953:: 1960/Feb. 8 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:1954:: Don't Say You Love Me 994:6:1957:: 1963/Aug. 3 Bb pop rev. 994:6:195:: 1958/Sept. 29 Bb pop rev. 994:6:1961:: 1957/Oct. 28 Bb pop rev. 994:6:1969:: 1956/June 30 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:1973:: 1959/Apr. 6 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:1977:: 1953/May 30 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:1984:: 1956/May 5 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:1988:: 1964 on label or cover 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Wake Me, I'm Dreaming 994:6:221:: 1961 on label or cover 994:6:2225:: Don't Wanna Think About Paula 994:6:2228:: 1963/Feb. 23 Bb pop rev. 994:6:2236:: Don't Want Your Money Honey 994:6:2239:: 1959/Oct. 5 Bb pop rev. 994:6:2243:: 1963/Oct. or later (Bb est.) 994:6:2252:: Don't Worry 'Bout Nuthin' [!!] 994:6:2255:: 1956/Feb. 11 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:225:: 1961 on label or cover 994:6:2263:: 1958/Aug. 4 Bb pop rev. 994:6:2267:: 1951/Nov. 24 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:2283:: 1960/Dec. 12 Bb pop rev. 994:6:2284:: Don't You Ever Get Tired 994:6:2291:: 1961/Nov. or earlier (Bb est.) 994:6:229:: 1962/Sept. 1 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:22:: Do Darlin' (Do Remember Me) 994:6:2302:: 1958/Apr. 7 Bb pop rev. 994:6:2306:: 1961/May 1 Bb pop rev. 994:6:2310:: 1961/Feb. 13 Bb pop rev. 994:6:2311:: Don't You Just Know It 994:6:2314:: 1960/Aug. 15 Bb pop rev. 994:6:2315:: Don't You Just Know It 994:6:2318:: Don't You Just Know It 994:6:2321:: Don't You Just Know It 994:6:2324:: 1959/Aug. on label or cover 994:6:2336:: 1957/Aug. 26 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:233:: 1956/Nov. 17 Bb pop rev. 994:6:2340:: 1958/Sept. 15 Bb pop rev. 994:6:2351:: 1961/Sept. 11 Bb pop rev. 994:6:2355:: 1956/July 21 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:2367:: 1966 or later (mx est.) 994:6:2368:: Don't You Know [stereo vers.] 994:6:2375:: 1957 ( Sun Rec. ) 994:6:2382:: 1956/Dec. 15 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:2386:: Don't You Love Me Anymore 994:6:2389:: 1957/Mar. 16 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:2393:: 1956/Aug. 4 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:2394:: Don't You Rock Me Daddy-O 994:6:2397:: 1957/Oct. on label or cover 994:6:2401:: Don't You Tell Me, Maybe 994:6:2404:: 1962/Apr. 14 Bb pop rev. 994:6:2405:: Don't You Think It's Nice 994:6:2408:: 1959/June 22 Bb pop rev. 994:6:2416:: Don't You Worry Little Darlin' 994:6:2426:: 1960/June 6 Bb pop rev. 994:6:2441:: 1958/Apr. 7 Bb pop rev. 994:6:2453:: 1962/June 16 Bb pop rev. 994:6:2460:: 1961/Apr. 3 Bb pop rev. 994:6:2472:: 1958/May 19 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:247:: 1955/July 9 Bb pop rev. 994:6:2487:: 1958/Oct. 13 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:2491:: 1959/Sept. 28 Bb pop rev. 994:6:2499:: 1954/Mar. 6 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:2503:: 1959/Aug. 31 Bb pop rev. 994:6:2507:: 1958/Aug. 11 Bb pop rev. 994:6:2512:: Double Duty Lovin' [alt. vers.] 994:6:2515:: 1962 ( Sun Rec. ) 994:6:2516:: Double Mirror Wrap Around Shades 994:6:251:: 1957/Dec. 23 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:2522:: 1960/July 11 Bb pop rev. 994:6:2526:: 1963/May 25 Bb pop rev. 994:6:2534:: 1959/Sept. 7 Bb pop rev. 994:6:2538:: 1958/Dec. 1 Bb pop rev. 994:6:2552:: Double Talk'n Baby [alt. vers.] 994:6:2561:: 1959/June 22 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:2568:: 1961/Mar. 6 Bb pop rev. 994:6:2578:: 1966 on label or cover 994:6:2586:: 1959 or earlier (Bb est.) 994:6:2594:: 1960/June 6 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:2598:: Down At Big Mama's House 994:6:25:: 1963/Aug. 17 Bb pop rev. 994:6:2602:: Down At Big Mary's [!!] 994:6:2606:: Down At Big Mary's House 994:6:2610:: Down At Big Mary's House 994:6:2624:: 1959/Aug. 31 Bb pop rev. 994:6:2635:: 1959/Jan. 26 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:2639:: 1956/Nov. or later (Bb est.) 994:6:2655:: 1961 or later (BMI est.) 994:6:2659:: 1959/Feb. 9 Bb pop rev. 994:6:267:: 1955/June 11 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:2691:: 1956/Nov. 17 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:2711:: 1960/Mar. 7 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:2712:: Down In The Willow Garden 994:6:271:: 1961/Dec. 25 Bb pop rev. 994:6:2725:: 1956 ( Sun Rec. ) 994:6:2729:: 1956/Oct. 6 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:2733:: 1958/Mar. 24 Bb r&b rev. 994:6:2742:: Down On The Farm Boogie 994:6:2745:: 1963/June or later (Bb est.) 994:6:2759:: 1965/Apr. or earlier (BMI est.) 994:6:2772:: 1958/Feb. 17 Bb pop rev. 994:6:2783:: Down The Line [live vers.] 994:6:2786:: Down The Line [stereo vers.] 994:6:2795:: 1968 or later (Bb est.) 994:6:2799:: Down The Road A Piece 994:6:279:: 1958/June 9 Bb pop rev. 994:6:2806:: 1958/May 26 Bb pop rev. 994:6:2807:: Down The Road A Piece 994:6:2810:: 1956/Jan. 14 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:2811:: Down The Road Apiece [!!] 994:6:2823:: Down The Street To 301 994:6:2826:: 1960/June 27 Bb pop rev. 994:6:2853:: 1960/Nov. 7 Bb pop rev. 994:6:291:: 1957/Dec. 30 Bb pop rev. 994:6:296:: Do You Remember Last September 994:6:299:: Do You Still Love Me 994:6:29:: 1955/Feb. 26 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:313:: 1957/Aug. 19 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:317:: 1959/June 1 Bb pop rev. 994:6:324:: 1959/Jan. 19 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:338:: Do You Wonder At All 994:6:33:: 1958/Aug. 4 Bb pop rev. 994:6:341:: 1960/Oct. 17 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:351:: 1958/Oct. or later (Bb est.) 994:6:358:: 1960/Nov. 7 Bb pop rev. 994:6:362:: 1964/Oct. 17 Bb hot rev. 994:6:370:: 1961/Oct. 23 Bb pop rev. 994:6:377:: 1953/Sept. 26 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:378:: Dog Tired Of Cattin' Around 994:6:37:: 1958/Oct. 6 Bb pop rev. 994:6:385:: 1954/Oct. 2 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:408:: 1959/Dec. 21 Bb pop rev. 994:6:41:: 1961/Dec. 4 Bb pop rev. 994:6:422:: 1957/Dec. 9 Bb pop rev. 994:6:423:: Doggone It Baby [stereo vers.] 994:6:434:: 1957/June 10 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:446:: 1959/June 22 Bb pop rev. 994:6:454:: 1963/Mar. 2 Bb pop rev. 994:6:45:: 1962/June 9 Bb pop rev. 994:6:468:: 1958/Apr. 28 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:472:: 1962/Nov. 17 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:476:: 1958/Apr. or later (Bb est.) 994:6:484:: 1960/Sept. or later (Bb est.) 994:6:488:: 1962/July 14 Bb pop rev. 994:6:500:: 1958/Dec. 29 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:504:: 1958 ( Sun Rec. ) 994:6:512:: 1959/July 13 Bb pop rev. 994:6:516:: 1960/Oct. 17 Bb pop rev. 994:6:524:: 1957/Nov. 11 Bb pop rev. 994:6:528:: 1960/Feb. 15 Bb pop rev. 994:6:535:: 1956 ( Sun Rec. ) 994:6:53:: 1959/June 22 Bb pop rev. 994:6:554:: 1963/May 18 Bb pop rev. 994:6:562:: 1957/July 15 Bb pop rev. 994:6:569:: 1957/Apr. 13 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:576:: 1958/Apr. 7 Bb pop rev. 994:6:57:: 1958/Sept. 22 Bb pop rev. 994:6:603:: 1964 or later (Bb est.) 994:6:610:: 1958/Jan. 20 Bb pop rev. 994:6:614:: 1958/Feb. 24 Bb pop rev. 994:6:621:: 1958/Nov. 17 Bb pop rev. 994:6:648:: 1963/Sept. 14 Bb pop rev. 994:6:65:: 1957 ( Sun Rec. ) 994:6:663:: 1958 ( Sun Rec. ) 994:6:671:: 1960/Nov. 21 Bb pop rev. 994:6:687:: 1964 on label or cover 994:6:691:: 1957/Dec. 30 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:703:: 1962/Oct. 13 Bb pop rev. 994:6:707:: 1959/May 11 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:711:: 1958/June 16 Bb pop rev. 994:6:722:: 1958/Dec. 1 Bb pop rev. 994:6:726:: Don't Be Afraid Of Love 994:6:729:: 1959/Apr. 13 Bb pop rev. 994:6:733:: 1957/Feb. or earlier (Bb est.) 994:6:740:: 1954/Apr. 10 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:744:: 1959/June 15 Bb pop rev. 994:6:779:: 1958 ( Sun Rec. ) 994:6:792:: 1964 on label or cover 994:6:799:: 1956/July 21 Bb pop rev. 994:6:823:: Don't Be Cruel [stereo vers.] 994:6:827:: Don't Be Cruel [stereo vers.] 994:6:830:: 1964 on label or cover 994:6:838:: 1959/May 25 Bb pop rev. 994:6:842:: 1956/Oct. 13 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:843:: (Don't Be) Late For Love 994:6:84:: 1960/Aug. 22 Bb pop rev. 994:6:852:: 1958/Apr. 14 Bb pop rev. 994:6:871:: 1958/Dec. 8 Bb pop rev. 994:6:879:: 1957 ( Sun Rec. ) 994:6:883:: 1957 ( Sun Rec. ) 994:6:887:: 1958/Jan. 27 Bb pop rev. 994:6:895:: 1959/May 4 Bb pop rev. 994:6:899:: 1955/Apr. 30 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:903:: 1956/Aug. 4 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:904:: Don't Blame It On Me 994:6:907:: Don't Blame It On Me 994:6:913:: 1956/Sept. 22 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:917:: 1961/Sept. 4 Bb pop rev. 994:6:924:: Don't Boo Hoo Mary Lou 994:6:933:: 1957/Apr. 29 Bb pop rev. 994:6:937:: 1957/Sept. 23 Bb pop rev. 994:6:951:: 1959/Dec. 21 Bb pop rev. 994:6:958:: 1957/Dec. 30 Bb pop rev. 994:6:962:: 1959/Feb. 16 Bb pop rev. 994:6:967:: Don't Bye Bye Baby Me 994:6:96:: 1958/June or later (Bb est.) 994:6:970:: Don't Bye Bye Baby Me 994:6:977:: 1961/Sept. 11 Bb pop rev. 994:6:981:: 1959/May 18 Bb pop rev. 994:6:985:: 1964/Sept. 19 Bb c&w rev. 994:6:996:: 1961/Jan. 30 Bb pop rev. 994:7:3::Mime-Version: 1.0 (NeXT Mail 3.3 v118.2) 994:8:122:: The world's best fried rice 994:8:124:: Great red beans and rice 994:8:126:: Orris Onken's kung pao chicken 994:8:127:: Orris Onken's black bean omelet 994:8:129:: Nancy Vogel's Earl Grey cookies 994:8:233:: wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV. 994:8:252:: Parents tender I could boast, 994:8:253:: Rooster dear, and chicks too. 994:8:254:: Thou in Afric's distant land, 994:8:278:: Colonel Sanders: I missed one? 994:8:325:: may say I'm a dreamer. 994:8:360:: Jerry Merchant and Mary Matthews 994:8:56:: What You Have to Believe 994:8:61:: This is not actually humor, 994:8:65:: The Numbers of the Beast 994:8:81:: from one pole to another? 994:8:93:: Your Government is Watching YOU! 994:9:102:: 3 months. The iChicken. Wow. 994:9:129:: Out of custom and habit. 994:9:149:: such an herculean achievement formerly 994:9:154:: 'Cause it (censored) wanted to. 994:9:160:: availed himself of the opportunity. 994:9:193:: physical distribution strategy and implementation 994:9:197:: chickens people, processes and technology 994:9:199:: Management framework. Andersen Consulting convened 994:9:212:: industry-focused, and built upon a 994:9:242:: his or her God in 994:9:278:: services to the American people. 994:9:293:: was going. I had a 994:9:384:: It was a historical inevitability. 994:9:442:: I don't know any chickens. 994:9:457:: brought such occurrences into being. 994:9:461:: The chicken crossed the in 994:9:477:: National Security was at stake 994:9:493:: was on at the time. 994:9:505:: Road gazes also across you. 994:9:538:: Congressional follow-up investigations, have been 994:9:551:: cool site with a friend! 994:9:564:: is part of the Bored.com 995:0:108:: No Answers in Genesis 995:0:10:: Confessions of a Quackbuster 995:0:118:: Urban Legends and Hoaxes 995:0:123:: Urban Legends and Folklore 995:0:125:: Cult Information of ICSA 995:0:12:: Memoirs of a Skepchick 995:0:130:: British Veterinary Voodoo Society 995:0:131:: DataNumerics - Reliable Statistics 995:0:135:: I Am An Atheist 995:0:13:: Mike's Weekly Skeptic Rant 995:0:147:: Recommended Books and DVDs 995:0:22:: The Two Percent Company 995:0:238::the sign of the APAC 995:0:244::in Hebrew is “Tarnegolet”. Using 995:0:254::are the same? Surely not. 995:0:303:: Robert F. Kennedy Junior 995:0:314::conspiracy yet? According to the 995:0:323::chicken crossing a road has: 995:0:334::intelligently designed chicken. Its legs 995:0:341::ancestors (eggs). Since Darwin’s theory 995:0:345:: The Dover School Board 995:0:351:: Kansas Board of Education 995:0:37:: Good Math, Bad Math 995:0:397::auditing. The additional auditing will 995:0:39:: Mike the Mad Biologist 995:0:40:: Nice Shoes, Wanna Fock? 995:0:432::cross roads? Allopathy kills 225,000 995:0:437::called Auerbach an “idiot”. Skeptico’s 995:0:442:: Edit (Added on request): 995:0:479::Hubble Space Telescope. Science is 995:0:518:: One of my own: 995:0:63:: God is for Suckers! 995:0:669:: This looks like fun! 995:0:670:: How about Twisty Faster? 995:0:701:: Evolution / Intelligent Design 995:0:706:: Paranormal and New Age 995:0:707:: Recommended Books / DVDs 995:0:70:: Be Lambic or Green 995:0:715:: Heraldblog on Iran Punked 995:0:721:: Jake on Iran Punked 995:0:724:: An April 1st post 995:0:726:: Detox diets don’t work 995:0:727:: Drivel from Deepak Chopra 995:0:733:: Reincarnation all over again 995:0:740:: Abducted by aliens? Sue! 995:0:744:: Speech free of thought 995:0:745:: Carnival of the Godless 995:0:75:: See You at Enceladus 995:0:76:: The Saga of Runolfr 995:0:81:: DC's Improbable Science page 995:0:84:: James Randi Educational Foundation 995:1:113:: VB Chicken: PublicHighway!TheRoad.cross (aChicken) 995:1:129:: Aleeya dotNet Tags: none 995:1:131::2000-2006 Aleeya.net. All rights reserved. 995:1:73:: WP Page and Trackback 995:1:77:: Definition of an Anagram 995:1:86:: Revisions to the Worksheet 995:1:93:: Google Again ? (97) 995:2:47:: Cool...loved the debate :) 995:3:109::chicken want to go today? 995:3:17:: RONALD REAGAN: I forget. 995:3:45::change to become more successful. 995:4:60:: Humor im Internet , 995:5:42:: ~~ CHICKEN NEWSFLASH ~~ 995:5:70:: Take a minute to 995:5:80:: What's your favorite chicken? 995:6:101:: Do It For Me 995:6:1026:: Don't Come Back Knockin' 995:6:1029:: 1958/May 5 Bb Aud. 995:6:1065:: Don't Count Me Out 995:6:1072:: Don't Cramp My Style 995:6:108:: 1961 Cap. mx code 995:6:1094:: 1956 RCA mx code 995:6:1095:: Don't Cry For Me 995:6:10:: Do As I Do 995:6:1110:: Don't Cry Little Baby 995:6:1114:: Don't Cry Little Darling 995:6:1118:: Don't Cry Little Girl 995:6:1122:: Don't Cry My Heart 995:6:1130:: Don't Cry No More 995:6:1134:: Don't Cry No More 995:6:1138:: Don't Cry No More 995:6:1142:: Don't Cry No More 995:6:1157:: Don't Deny My Love 995:6:116:: Do It Right Now 995:6:1176:: Don't Dig This Algebra 995:6:1191:: Don't Do It Darling 995:6:1197:: 1959 Cap. mx code 995:6:1205:: 1958/Mar. 3 Bb Aud. 995:6:120:: Do It To It 995:6:1210:: Don't Do Me Wrong 995:6:1214:: Don't Do Me Wrong 995:6:1218:: Don't Do That Again 995:6:1225:: Don't Dog Me 'Round 995:6:1233:: Don't Doubt My Love 995:6:1235:: Sage & Sand 45-219 995:6:1257:: Don't Ever Feel Blue 995:6:1269:: Don't Ever Leave Me 995:6:1273:: Don't Ever Leave Me 995:6:1287:: 1966 rel. no. code 995:6:1288:: Don't Ever Say Goodbye 995:6:1290:: Bob Baker Prod. BBP-101 995:6:130:: Do Me A Favor 995:6:1319:: 1958 RCA mx code 995:6:1320:: Don't Forget Your Shoes 995:6:1336:: Don't Give Me Heartaches 995:6:134:: Do Me A Favor 995:6:1359:: Don't Go Too Far 995:6:1366:: 1959 RCA mx code 995:6:1367:: Don't Grow Old Alone 995:6:1389:: 1962 RCA mx code 995:6:138:: Do Me A Favor 995:6:1393:: 1962 rel. no. code 995:6:1397:: Don't Hush The Laughter 995:6:1401:: Don't I Know You 995:6:1405:: Don't Judge My Love 995:6:1413:: Don't Just Stand There 995:6:1434:: Don't Knock No More 995:6:1442:: Don't Knock The Rock 995:6:1446:: Don't Knock The Rock 995:6:1450:: Don't Knock The Twist 995:6:1466:: Don't Lead Me On 995:6:1469:: 1964 RCA mx code 995:6:146:: Do Me No Wrong 995:6:1470:: Don't Lead Me On 995:6:1485:: Don't Leave Me Again 995:6:1488:: Don't Leave Me Again 995:6:1492:: Don't Leave Me Here 995:6:1500:: Don't Leave Me Lonely 995:6:1504:: Don't Leave Me Now 995:6:1507:: Don't Leave Me Now 995:6:150:: Do Me No Wrong 995:6:1511:: Don't Leave Me Now 995:6:1514:: 1957 RCA mx code 995:6:1515:: Don't Leave Me Now 995:6:1561:: 1962 RCA mx code 995:6:1598:: Don't Let Me Down 995:6:1602:: Don't Let Me Down 995:6:1606:: Don't Let Me Down 995:6:1610:: Don't Let Me Down 995:6:1614:: Don't Let Me Down 995:6:1618:: Don't Let Me Go 995:6:1621:: 1961 RCA mx code 995:6:1629:: Don't Let Me Know 995:6:1637:: Don't Let Our Love 995:6:1686:: Don't Let Them Know 995:6:1708:: Don't Lie To Me 995:6:170:: Do That Little Thing 995:6:1712:: Don't Lie To Me 995:6:1727:: Don't Make A Ripple 995:6:1731:: Don't Make It Hurt 995:6:1735:: Don't Make Me Ashamed 995:6:1739:: Don't Make Me Cry 995:6:1743:: Don't Make Me Cry 995:6:1747:: Don't Make Me Cry 995:6:1759:: Don't Make Me Go 995:6:1763:: Don't Make Me Go 995:6:1767:: Don't Make Me Laugh 995:6:1771:: Don't Make Me Lie 995:6:1775:: Don't Make Me Lonely 995:6:1779:: Don't Make Me Lonely 995:6:1786:: 1967 RCA mx code 995:6:1787:: Don't Make Me Wait 995:6:1795:: Don't Mamma Count Anymore 995:6:1799:: Don't Mean Maybe Baby 995:6:1803:: Don't Mean Maybe, Baby 995:6:1807:: Don't Mention My Name 995:6:1835:: Don't Move A Muscle 995:6:1839:: Don't Need No Job 995:6:1855:: Don't Pass Me By 995:6:1863:: Don't Play With Love 995:6:1873:: Top Rank Int. 2095 995:6:1882:: Don't Push Me Around[instr.] 995:6:1913:: Don't Run And Hide 995:6:191:: 1961 Cap. mx code 995:6:1930:: 1959 RCA mx code 995:6:1950:: Don't Say Those Things 995:6:1958:: Don't Send Me Away 995:6:1996:: Don't Stop Don't Stop 995:6:2005:: Hollywood Int. INT 103 995:6:2017:: Don't Stop The Rockin' 995:6:2028:: 1962 RCA mx code 995:6:2060:: Don't Talk About Love 995:6:2064:: Don't Talk, Just Kiss 995:6:2071:: 1957 RCA mx code 995:6:2092::Evie And The Five Tech-niques 995:6:2105:: 1966/Sept. or later (est.) 995:6:211:: Do What I Do 995:6:2131:: Sound Limited LP cut 995:6:2164:: Don't Trump My Heart 995:6:218:: Do What You Did 995:6:2198:: 1957 RCA mx code 995:6:2199:: Don't Wait (Key C) 995:6:2202:: Don't Wait (Key F) 995:6:2205:: Don't Wait On Love 995:6:2208:: 1963 Cap. mx code 995:6:2209:: Don't Wait Too Late 995:6:2221:: Don't Wake Me Up 995:6:2233:: Don't Want That Love 995:6:2240:: Don't Waste Your Time 995:6:2244:: Don't Wink At Me 995:6:2256:: Don't Ya Even Try 995:6:2268:: Don't You Be Still 995:6:226:: Do You Ever Cry? 995:6:2272:: Don't You Believe It 995:6:2274:: Sage & Sand 45-222 995:6:2276:: Don't You Believe Them 995:6:2279:: 1964 RCA mx code 995:6:2287:: 1966 RCA mx code 995:6:2292:: Don't You Go Chicken 995:6:2347:: 1959/Jan. 5 Bb Aud. 995:6:2353::Tom Tall - Ruckus Tyler 995:6:2359:: 1960 Cap. mx code 995:6:2371:: 1959/Jan. 5 Bb Aud. 995:6:2379:: Don't You Love Me 995:6:2383:: Don't You Love Me 995:6:2398:: Don't You Sweetheart Me 995:6:2421:: Belle Meade 45-BM 119 995:6:2461:: Doomed By A Stranger 995:6:2464:: 1961 Cap. mx code 995:6:2465:: The Door Is Open 995:6:2477:: Door To My Heart 995:6:2530:: 1959/Aug. or earlier (est.) 995:6:256:: Do You Love Another 995:6:2591:: Down A Lonely Street 995:6:259:: 1958 RCA mx code 995:6:2605:: 1960 or earlier (est.) 995:6:2609:: 1960 or earlier (est.) 995:6:260:: Do You Love Another 995:6:2620:: 1962 RCA mx code 995:6:2631:: 1957 RCA mx code 995:6:2632:: Down By Moonlight Bay 995:6:2636:: Down By The Mill 995:6:263:: 1959 Cap. mx code 995:6:2644:: Down By The River 995:6:2648:: Down By The River 995:6:2652:: Down By The Riverside 995:6:2656:: Down By The Riverside 995:6:2660:: Down By The Riverside 995:6:2662:: Top Rank Int. RM-348 995:6:2664:: Down By The Riverside 995:6:2673:: Top Rank Int. RS-648 995:6:2675:: Down Came The World 995:6:2688:: Down In Brazos Valley 995:6:268:: Do You Love Me 995:6:2695:: Down In The Alley 995:6:2698:: Down In The Alley 995:6:2701:: Down In The Cellar 995:6:2708:: Down In The Hollow 995:6:2718:: Down On Basin Street 995:6:2722:: Down On The Border 995:6:272:: Do You Love Me 995:6:2730:: Down On The Farm 995:6:2734:: Down On The Farm 995:6:2738:: Down On The Farm 995:6:276:: Do You Love Me? 995:6:2803:: Down The Road A-Piece 995:6:280:: Do You Love Me 995:6:2813:: Bob Baker Prod. BBP-101 995:6:2814:: Down The Road Apiece 995:6:2816:: Bob Baker Prod. BBP-102 995:6:2830:: 1960 RCA mx code 995:6:2845:: 1958 rel. no. code 995:6:2849:: 1958 rel. no. code 995:6:2863:: Kidd Glove KG 302 995:6:2865::Compilation 2006, Terry E. Gordon 995:6:2866::This page generated on 08/03/2006 995:6:287:: 1963 RCA mx code 995:6:325:: Do You Wanna Dance? 995:6:331:: Do You Wanna Jump 995:6:366:: 1959 rel. no. code 995:6:371:: Does She Love Me 995:6:42:: Do Dreams Come True 995:6:473:: Doin [!!] My Time 995:6:477:: Doin' The Hully Gully 995:6:481:: Doin' The Hully Gully 995:6:48:: Blue Hen BH 238 995:6:49:: 1961 Cap. mx code 995:6:508:: 1961 RCA mx code 995:6:525:: A Dolly Like You 995:6:539:: 1966 RCA mx code 995:6:543:: Domino (Just For Kicks) 995:6:54:: Do I Do Right 995:6:561:: Bop Cat B.C.R. 101 995:6:563:: Don Owens Radio Show 995:6:573:: Doncha' Think It's Time 995:6:595:: Vee Jay VJ 381 995:6:5::Song Titles Beginning with "Do" 995:6:62:: Do I Love You 995:6:704:: Don't Ask Me Why 995:6:708:: Don't Ask Me Why 995:6:712:: Don't Bargain With Love 995:6:715:: Don't Bargain With Love 995:6:723:: Don't Be A Square 995:6:73:: 1964 Cap. mx code 995:6:755:: 1965 RCA mx code 995:6:788:: Big 4 Hits 204 995:6:802:: RCA Victor EPA 940 995:6:835:: Don't Be Funny Honey 995:6:839:: Don't Be Gone Long 995:6:83:: Top Rank Int. 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(Bb est.) 996:6:1091:: Don't Cry Baby 996:6:1093:: Las Vegas 1237 996:6:109:: Do It Now 996:6:1106:: Don't Cry, Katie 996:6:1109:: 1963 (art. est.) 996:6:112:: Do It Right 996:6:1141:: 1964 (art. est.) 996:6:1144:: Back Beat 571 996:6:1145:: 1966/Oct. (Bb est.) 996:6:1150:: Don't Deceive Me 996:6:1154:: Don't Deceive Me 996:6:1161:: Don't Destroy Me 996:6:1165:: Don't Destroy Me 996:6:1168:: Don't Destroy Me 996:6:1172:: Don't Destroy Me 996:6:1174:: RCA Victor 47-8142 996:6:1179:: 1958/May (art. est.) 996:6:1180:: Don't Do It 996:6:1184:: Don't Do It 996:6:1187:: Don't Do It 996:6:1217:: 1957/Nov. (Bb est.) 996:6:1224:: 1959/Jan. BMI clear. 996:6:1229:: Don't, Don't, Don't 996:6:1232:: 1955/Sept. (Bb est.) 996:6:1236:: 1956/June (Bb est.) 996:6:1237:: Don't Drop It 996:6:1241:: Don't Drop It 996:6:1245:: Don't Ever Change 996:6:1249:: Don't Ever Change 996:6:1252:: 1962 (BSN est.) 996:6:1256:: 1962 (BSN est.) 996:6:1260:: 1961/Dec. mx series 996:6:1261:: Don't Ever Go 996:6:1265:: Don't Ever Go 996:6:1268:: 1959/Sept. (Bb est.) 996:6:1272:: 1959/May (Bb est.) 996:6:1278:: 4 Star EP-31 996:6:1279:: 1958 (BMI est.) 996:6:1286:: Mustang M 3016 996:6:1293:: Hill Crest 200 996:6:12:: 4 Star EPF-501 996:6:1301:: New Star 104/5 996:6:1304:: RCA Victor 47-6535 996:6:1306:: Don't Forbid Me 996:6:1308:: Tops R 299 996:6:1309:: Don't Forbid Me 996:6:1312:: Don't Forbid Us 996:6:1331:: 1957/Sept. (Bb est.) 996:6:1347:: 1963/Nov. (Bb est.) 996:6:1348:: Don't Go Away 996:6:1354:: 1956/Sept. (Bb est.) 996:6:1358:: 1956/Sept. (Bb est.) 996:6:1361:: Glenn MV-GL 1006 996:6:1362:: 1963/Sept. BMI clear. 996:6:1363:: Don't Go 'Way 996:6:1365:: Bay-State # IM82159 996:6:136:: RCA Victor 47-7100 996:6:1381:: 1961/Mar. BMI clear. 996:6:1382:: Don't Have You 996:6:1385:: 1962/June (Bb est.) 996:6:1399:: RCA Victor 47-8724 996:6:13:: Do Baby Do 996:6:1400:: 1966 (Bb est.) 996:6:1417:: Don't Knock Elvis 996:6:141:: 1966 mx series 996:6:1421:: Don't Knock It 996:6:1425:: Don't Knock It 996:6:1437:: 1962/Sept. mx series 996:6:1441:: 1965 (Bb est.) 996:6:1444:: Gulf Reef GR-1007 996:6:1468:: RCA Victor/Groove 58-0054 996:6:1474:: Don't Leave Me 996:6:1476:: Teen Ager TA-601 996:6:1478:: Don't Leave Me 996:6:1482:: Don't Leave Me 996:6:1491:: 1960 (Cop. est.) 996:6:1495:: 1960/May (Bb est.) 996:6:1498:: Jay Wing 5804 996:6:149:: 1956/May (Bb est.) 996:6:1510:: 1962/Mar. (Bb est.) 996:6:1513:: RCA Victor EPA-4114 996:6:1524:: Imperial IMP 157 996:6:1525:: Don't Let Go 996:6:1528:: 1963 (BSN est.) 996:6:1529:: Don't Let Go 996:6:1532:: Don't Let Go 996:6:1535:: 1963/June (Bb est.) 996:6:1536:: Don't Let Go 996:6:153:: 1963 (BSN est.) 996:6:1540:: Don't Let Go 996:6:1543:: 1962/Oct. (art. est.) 996:6:1544:: Don't Let Go 996:6:1547:: Don't Let Go 996:6:1550:: Don't Let Go 996:6:1553:: 1964 (BSN est.) 996:6:1554:: Don't Let Go 996:6:1557:: 1962/Mar. (Bb est.) 996:6:1558:: Don't Let Go 996:6:1565:: 1963 (BSN est.) 996:6:1572:: 1964 (BSN est.) 996:6:157:: 1963 (BSN est.) 996:6:1601:: 1960/June (Bb est.) 996:6:1609:: 1959/Oct. BMI clear. 996:6:161:: 1959 (BSN est.) 996:6:1631:: Del Par 1107-45 996:6:1636:: 1964 (art. est.) 996:6:1639:: Band Box #305 996:6:1640:: 1962 (Bb est.) 996:6:1643:: Mt. Vernon 45-500 996:6:1647:: 1963/Apr. mx series 996:6:1651:: 1964/Oct. (Bb est.) 996:6:1655:: 1964 (BSN est.) 996:6:1659:: 1964 (BSN est.) 996:6:165:: 1959 (BSN est.) 996:6:1662:: Phillips Int. unissued 996:6:166:: Do That Again 996:6:1673:: 4 Star 1614 996:6:1681:: 1965 (BSN est.) 996:6:1685:: 1965 (BSN est.) 996:6:1706:: Foremost FM 115 996:6:1715:: Don't Look Behind 996:6:1719:: Don't Look Now 996:6:1723:: Don't Look Now 996:6:1730:: 1964/Dec. mx series 996:6:1746:: 1957 (BSN est.) 996:6:1754:: 1960-62 (Bb est.) 996:6:177:: Do The Bug 996:6:1782:: 1958/Dec. (Bb est.) 996:6:1801:: East West 45-EW108 996:6:1818:: 1958/Apr. BMI clear. 996:6:1834:: 1959-60 (Bb est.) 996:6:1838:: 1958/May (Bb est.) 996:6:183:: 1956/Mar. (Bb est.) 996:6:1842:: 1959/Mar. BMI clear. 996:6:184:: Do The Clam 996:6:1851:: Don't Nobody Move 996:6:1857:: Back Beat 510 996:6:1866:: 1958/July mx series 996:6:186:: RCA Victor 47-8500 996:6:1870:: 1962/July (Bb est.) 996:6:1874:: 1960/Dec. (Bb est.) 996:6:1878:: Don't Push--Don't Shove 996:6:188:: Do The Fly[instr.] 996:6:1896:: Phillips Int. unissued 996:6:18:: Guest Star GS-1484 996:6:1912:: 1963/May (Bb est.) 996:6:1915:: Dub Int. 45-2837 996:6:1917:: Don't Rush Me 996:6:1919:: RCA Victor 47-7139 996:6:1921:: Don't Rush Me 996:6:1924:: Don't Say Goodbye 996:6:1925::Dan And The Craftsmen 996:6:1927:: Don't Say Goodbye 996:6:192:: Do The Stop 996:6:1931:: Don't Say Goodbye 996:6:1934:: 1961/Mar. BMI clear. 996:6:1935:: Don't Say Goodbye 996:6:1938:: 1957/Nov. BMI clear. 996:6:1939:: Don't Say Maybe 996:6:1943:: Don't Say Maybe 996:6:1947:: Don't Say No 996:6:1948::Nathan And The Sparks 996:6:1962:: Don't Separate Us 996:6:1965:: 1963 (Bb est.) 996:6:196:: Do The Twist 996:6:1972:: RCA Victor 47-7493 996:6:1981:: Don't Steal Her 996:6:1985:: Don't [stereo vers.] 996:6:1993:: Don't Stop Baby 996:6:1998::[no label name] E-1464/5 996:6:199:: 1962 (BSN est.) 996:6:2002:: Dell Star 127 996:6:2006:: Don't Stop Now 996:6:200:: Do The Twist 996:6:2010:: Don't Stop Now 996:6:2012:: American Int. 542 996:6:2013:: 1959/Sept. (Bb est.) 996:6:2014:: Don't Stop Now 996:6:2023:: Starday (reg.) 45-642 996:6:2025:: Don't Sweetheart Me 996:6:2027:: Fan Jr. 4729 996:6:2029:: Don't Sweetheart Me 996:6:2034:: Colpix CP 652 996:6:203:: 1962 (BSN est.) 996:6:2043:: 1962 (BSN est.) 996:6:204:: Do Unto Others 996:6:2068:: Don't Teach ME 996:6:2070:: Solid Gold 714 996:6:2074::[no label name] 1/2 996:6:2075:: Don't Tease Me 996:6:2078:: 1954/July BMI clear. 996:6:2079:: Don't Tease Me 996:6:207:: 1956/May (Bb est.) 996:6:2083:: Don't Tease Me 996:6:2087:: Don't Tell Me 996:6:2089:: Tear Drop unissued 996:6:2091:: Don't Tell Me 996:6:2095:: Don't Tell Me 996:6:2097:: Lael GS 45-1137/8 996:6:210:: Wedge SR 1001 996:6:2116:: RCA Victor 47-7566 996:6:2121:: Don't Tell William[instr.] 996:6:2125:: Don't Tempt Me 996:6:2133:: Don't Torment Me 996:6:2135:: Devere D 313/4 996:6:2137:: Don't Torment Me 996:6:2141:: Don't Touch Me 996:6:2155:: 1958/Nov. BMI clear. 996:6:2163:: 1958 (BSN est.) 996:6:2176::Don And His Roses 996:6:2178:: 1958/Dec. (Bb est.) 996:6:2182:: Don't Turn Around 996:6:21:: Guest Star GSS-1484 996:6:2211:: Island IR 3 996:6:2213:: Don't Wait Up 996:6:2218::Hoyt And Jo Webb 996:6:2219:: Dixie (reg.) 45-846 996:6:2220:: 1960/May (SPD est.) 996:6:2224:: 1962/May (Bb est.) 996:6:2232:: 1956/Apr. mx series 996:6:2247:: 1957/Mar. BMI clear. 996:6:2251:: 1959/Nov. BMI clear. 996:6:2259:: 1965/Mar. (Bb est.) 996:6:2260:: Don't Ya Know 996:6:2264:: Don't You Agree 996:6:2271:: 1959/Sept. BMI clear. 996:6:2275:: 1956/June (Bb est.) 996:6:2278:: Cenna Tawni 102 996:6:2298:: 1958/Mar. BMI clear. 996:6:2325:: Don't You Know 996:6:2329:: Don't You Know 996:6:2331:: Al Vic 45-764 996:6:2332:: 1959/May (SPD est.) 996:6:2333:: Don't You Know 996:6:2337:: Don't You Know 996:6:2341:: Don't You Know 996:6:2344:: Don't You Know 996:6:2346:: MGM E 3744 996:6:2348:: Don't You Know 996:6:234:: Do You Know 996:6:2363:: 1964/Jan. (Bb est.) 996:6:2370:: MGM SE 3744 996:6:2378:: New England G7-OW-4481/2 996:6:237:: 1960/Aug. (Bb est.) 996:6:238:: Do You Know 996:6:2390:: Don't You Realize 996:6:2396:: Tyme TR 101x45 996:6:2409:: Don't You Worry 996:6:2412:: Don't You Worry 996:6:2419:: Don'tcha Know Baby 996:6:241:: Do You Know 996:6:2422:: 1960/Mar. mx series 996:6:2423:: Don'tcha Know Why? 996:6:2432:: Del-Fi DFLP 1201 996:6:2433:: 1959 (BSN est.) 996:6:2434:: Dooby Dooby Wah 996:6:2437:: 1964 (BSN est.) 996:6:2445:: 1959/Jan. (Bb est.) 996:6:244:: Do You Know? 996:6:2454:: Doody Do Right 996:6:2462::Tommy And The Delnotes 996:6:2468:: 1958/July (Bb est.) 996:6:2469:: Door Of Love 996:6:2473:: Door To Door 996:6:2475:: United Artists UA120X 996:6:2476:: 1958/June (Bb est.) 996:6:2479:: Crazy Cajun 9006 996:6:2480:: Doorway To Heaven 996:6:2483:: 1958 (BMI est.) 996:6:2484:: Doorway To Heaven 996:6:248:: Do You Know 996:6:2494:: RCA Victor 47-6806 996:6:2495:: 1957/Jan. (Bb est.) 996:6:2496:: Double-Crossed By Love 996:6:2498:: RCA Victor 47-5637 996:6:2506:: United Artists UA115X 996:6:2508:: Double Duty Lovin' 996:6:2511:: 1955/Aug. (Bb est.) 996:6:2514:: Phillips Int. unissued 996:6:2517::Andy And The Manhattans 996:6:2520::Bobby And The Bengals 996:6:2535:: Double Talk Baby 996:6:2539:: Double Talkin' Baby 996:6:2542:: Double Talkin' Baby 996:6:2544:: Capitol EAP 2-811 996:6:2545:: Double Talkin' Baby 996:6:2548:: Double Talking Baby 996:6:2551:: 1958/Apr. (Bb est.) 996:6:2555:: Double Time Heart 996:6:255:: 1960/Oct. (Bb est.) 996:6:2560:: Blue Feather OP-294X45 996:6:2569:: Doubt [alt. vers.] 996:6:2572:: Doubt [stereo vers.] 996:6:2580::Ty B. & Johnny 996:6:2581:: Red Wing #706 996:6:2582:: 1965 mx series 996:6:2584::Ron And His Rattletones 996:6:2590:: 1964 (Bb est.) 996:6:2595:: Down And Out 996:6:2597:: Free Form 502 996:6:2601:: 1956/Oct. BMI clear. 996:6:2616:: 1957 mx series 996:6:2617:: Down Beat Blues[instr.] 996:6:2627:: El Rio SUB-2557/8 996:6:2628:: Down Boy Boogie 996:6:2647:: 1958 mx series 996:6:2651:: 1958 mx series 996:6:2663:: 1961 (BSN est.) 996:6:2674:: 1961 (BSN est.) 996:6:2678:: Down Down Down 996:6:2684:: 1957-58 (art. est.) 996:6:2685:: Down In Alabama 996:6:2692:: Down In Tennessee 996:6:2707:: Island EP 7543/4 996:6:2714:: Cadence CEP 110 996:6:2715:: Down Memory Lane 996:6:2732:: White Rock 1111 996:6:2737:: 1958/Apr. (Bb est.) 996:6:2746:: Down The Driftway 996:6:2749:: Down The Line 996:6:2753:: Down The Line 996:6:2756:: Down The Line 996:6:2760:: Down The Line 996:6:2763:: Down The Line 996:6:2766:: Down The Line 996:6:2769:: Down The Line 996:6:2773:: Down The Line 996:6:2776:: Down The Line 996:6:2778:: Imperial IMP 157 996:6:2779:: Down The Line 996:6:2782:: 1964 (art. est.) 996:6:2789:: Down The Pike[instr.] 996:6:2792:: Down The Pike[instr.] 996:6:2796:: Down The Road 996:6:2802:: 1970/Jan. BMI clear. 996:6:2829:: Kory HRS- 11560 996:6:2834:: 1958/June mx series 996:6:2835:: Downbeat [alt. vers.] 996:6:283:: 1960/May BMI clear. 996:6:2840:: QT KB 1629 996:6:2841:: 1959-60 mx series 996:6:2844:: Blue Moon 45-P.P.404-58 996:6:2848:: Blue Moon 45-BM-405-58 996:6:2860:: 1962/May BMI clear. 996:6:2861:: Dozen Diamond Man 996:6:2864:: 1967/Nov. BMI clear. 996:6:2869:: Index for D 996:6:288:: Do You Promise? 996:6:292:: Do You Remember? 996:6:2:: Index for D 996:6:301:: Starday (reg.) 45-658 996:6:302:: 1957/Oct. BMI clear. 996:6:306:: 1959/May mx series 996:6:310:: Do You Think 996:6:314:: Do You Think 996:6:320:: Gold Standard 120 996:6:334:: 1958/Nov. (Bb est.) 996:6:342:: Do Your Best 996:6:349::Ben [!] Joe Zeppa 996:6:352:: Doctor, Doctor, Doctor 996:6:354:: Blue Ribbon HS-1001 996:6:369:: Big Ben 1614 996:6:382:: Doggie House Boogie 996:6:38:: Do Do Do 996:6:392:: 1960/July BMI clear. 996:6:393: